If I'm being honest i fell like I'm not doing anything and that my siblings hate me rn because I'm not doing enough to help at the moment but anyway alot happened when I was with five and Diego and klaus in ben. Allison and ray got into a fight and he's not here which what he did was stupid he got mad when SHE perfected him idk what from tho bc I didn't hear a lot from esdroping it's not like that was my goal my goal was to get the alcohol without getting caught and that failed because like 3 minutes I got caught but I did get a few good chugs so I was drunk.. yeppey..?! I dont know if I wanted that are no.
________2 days time skip_________
I was hanging out with my bsf lilith I REALLY liked her like romantically tbh she was probably my bi awakening but she does NOT need to know that I mean it's just a stupid little crush she probably doesn't fell the same but I don't like talking about that...
Lilith has beautiful brown hair that looks amazing on her soft brown skin and natural blush that looks adorable on her.
Me and her were talking and eating popcorn
"U like anyone?"
I asked taking the last bite of popcorn and getting up to clean the dish.
"Yeah I do what about you?"
She said getting up and following me to the kitchen
"Same here"
I said as I started to clean the dish
"Mitca you have something on your cheek"
She said as I try to wipe it off
"More to the left.. just let me do it"
She said wiping it off my cheek we made eye contact for about 8 seconds before breaking it up and putting the dish back and goes back to my room.
"So who do you like?"
I asked lilith she kept quiet.
"Is it aj from math class?"
I asked knowing that her and aj talk alot
(NOT THE GODDAWM FISH MAN)
"No I dont actually"
She said avoiding eye contact.
"Then who?"
I asked
"Y-you... I like you mitca"
She confessed looking up at me
"Look I know you probably dont feel the same and I will not try to make you like me and you might hate me now and you have every right to"
She rambled instead of answering I kissed her
Blah blah blah blah blahh
(CAN YALL TELL IM TO LASY TO ACTUALLY MAKE A CUTE SCENE?..)
_______SMALL TIME SKIP_______
Around an hour has passed and klaus walked in on the make out scene
FLASHBACK:
TW:this contains small smut not s3x typa sumt tho
lillith was on top of me with my back against the wall and her sitting on my legs/arm there was barely a gap between us.
I was holding her inner legs with my right arm and so she was kinda had her ass on my arm but legs around my legs does that make scene if not go ahead and make up one that you like love.
I had my left hand around the back of her neck and it was a HEATED makeout session.
Her hands were wondering down to my chest as my tong went deeper into her mouth.
"MITCAAA I GOT TALCOSS AAAHHHHHHHHHH"
I heard Klaus's happy voice turn into a scream as he saw what was going on and lillith quickly jumped of and me let's go of her as quick as she jumped off of me
END OF FLASHBACK:
After that luckily allison wasn't here but after that happened and what klaus saw he had lililth leave and he started to have the birds and bees talk I swear my siblings have done this like 26 fucking times ever since I woke up from that coma thing that left me 13 bro EVEN five did the talk so yes I know to use condoms I know that a man needs to put his wee wee in the girls vee vee and do the shimy dance then BOOM child.
(Idk if you can get banned from wp so that's why I'm using these words instead of yk)klaus lucky isn't gonna tell allison and I'm SO grateful for that.
End of this chapter.
SHIT IS GONNA GET GOOD SOON SO BE READY FOR DAT
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Humortua fanfic Not exactly what happens in the show This is a story about a girl who was/is in the umbrella academy but when she got stuck in time she didn't age at all she is and was still 13. She is now trying to save the world from it ending with the...
