Another Host (M!reader x Ouran Highschool Host Club)

09

"Y'know I've kind of tolerated your weird little incest thing, but if you don't get rid of that picture you'll go from two people to half of one,"
You threatened the twins after Tamaki had gone to Haruhi with an idea.

"Yeah, could you quit it with that? Just what do you think people are?"
Haruhi added.

A smug look appeared on both of the twin's faces,
"Isn't it obvious? Toys."

You buried your face in your hands and leaned your head on Haruhi's shoulder, shaking uncontrollably.

She asked with concern,
"(Y/n)? What's wrong?"

You burst out into laughter, pointing at the twins,
"They sound like total losers! Who the hell says stuff like that?!"

"Don't call us losers!"
"Yeah, you didn't even let us explain yet!"
The twins said with annoyed and embarrassed expressions.

"So you see, in order to enjoy an otherwise boring life..."

"...You need to have some stimulating toys,"

You were still unconvinced,
"Still sounds like some rich loser stuff to me,"

"Toy's? If you like toys, then you should join my black magic club!"
A hooded boy peeked through a door, announcing more and more details about his club that no one asked for.

"Don't get involved with that guy,"
Tamaki cautioned, suddenly appearing behind the two of you.

"If you do, you'll end up being cursed!"

The king explained how he'd mistakenly stepped on a doll, ending up in a whole new universe where his test was in a strange script, and he didn't know anyone. While Kyoya explained Tamaki's misconception, you couldn't help but think.

"He's kind of cute,"
It seemed that everyone always had something to say about your tastes, with you getting surprised and judgy looks from those around you.

You ignored them though, approaching the occultist.
"I'm no good at black magic, but I hope I can put a spell on you~"

Looked like all that hosting paid off after all! Nakazawa's face began to turn red, immediately hiding behind his large cloak, and quickly changing the subject to terrify Tamaki a little more.

"You've got... strange tastes, (y/n),"

You rolled your eyes,
"Oh c'mon Haruhi, don't act so surprised,"

She just sighed, shaking her head. With a few exceptions, she'd support you and your relationships no matter what, but that didn't mean she couldn't find your genre of people to be a little weird.

The occultist was expelled with the bright beam of a flashlight, leaving you slightly disappointed.

"You could always go after him,"
Haruhi suggested.

You shook your head,
"I don't chase after people,"

"Ugh, I am so bored"
"Isn't there anything fun we can do around here?"

The twin's utter boredom sent Tamaki into a sad spell in the corner, during which the two of them asked Haruhi to visit her home. Of course you did everything in your power to convince Haruhi to not let the spoiled twins ruin your perfect little neighborhood, but it seemed she was already on the same page as you.