Another Host (M!reader x Ouran Highschool Host Club)

17

"What are you doing in-"

"He pulled me in here and I can't get out!"
You snapped back with a whisper yell.

Honey stirred slightly from his position on top of you before nuzzling into your chest.

Sure it was cute, but damn was it uncomfortable as hell! This couch barely had any cushion, and it was hard to breathe! He literally sleeping on top of you!

Eventually Honey started to wake up, the shifting of his weight making you even more uncomfortable. He looked to see a teddy bear on his lap, then grabbed it and threw it to the ground, causing Tamaki to shriek.

Honey got out of bed and threateningly questioned who would've dared defile his precious Usa-chan, only for Mori to come through and make up an expert excuse.

~•~

"Can't he just get an appointment at the dentist's?"
You questioned Kyoya as you ate some of Honey's confiscated candy.

Kyoya just pushed up his glasses as he continued typing away on his keyboard,
"We could do that, or, we could let it go on for a while, it'll bring in more guests, and we'll save on sweet treat money,"

The dark haired boy became more and more transparent about his money making schemes as the two of you got closer. Kyoya found that you usually had valuable input when it came to the club's financial endeavors, so he found no need to mince words around you.

"Resourceful as ever. Still, we shouldn't drag it in for more than a day, otherwise our guests will get tired of it,"
You crumpled up one of the candy wrappers and stuffed it in your pocket.

Kyoya raised a brow and stopped typing.

You explained,
"Sure they're all fawning and crying over him now, but the longer this drags on, the more they'll just see it as annoying. And we could always buy his treats in bulk, they'll be cheaper that way,"

Kyoya nodded and his typing resumed,
"That's why I like you, (y/n), you've got a good head on your shoulders,"

You stood up from your chair and set a hand on his shoulder,
"Oh I know I do,"

~•~

Throughout the rest of the day, Honey tried as best as he could to get a sweet treat. He tried to deceive Mori, work his charm on some girls, and guilt trip Haruhi, but all of his attempts ended in failure.

It got to the point where Honey began to take his anger out on anything and everything, throwing Tamaki's teddy slamming on the ground before running over to you and collapsing onto your lap.

"There there senpai, you'll make it through,"

All he did was whine in response.

Foolishly, Tamaki tried to console the cavity kid, but Honey respond by biting his hand, refusing to let go.

Eventually Mori got Honey to release Tamaki, but ended up making some poor word choices, earning him being thrown to the ground.

A few hurtful words were cried out by the short boy who ran away crying, and Mori just sat on the ground silently, struggling to stand up.