fembois x male reader

Claire your demon lord husband pt2

"I am sorry, what?" you were dumbfounded at the news, having recently been called up to the school Claire suggested for the girls. Sitting across the seat from the school principal, he looked like he was a bad day away from starring in a joker sequel; his clothes were quite ruffled and you would've assumed it wasn't bird feces on his suit if it weren't for The foul stench violating your sinuses.

But you were polite enough to not say he smells like a dead raccoon.

"Your daughters must be pulling a prank on me." the principal put down his glasses —which you noticed was missing a lense— and let out a long sigh. "They had to be. I was fighting off dogs in the building, there were no dogs showing up on any of the cameras before they took bites out of me! And the fountain broke when I drank from it and sprayed water all over me. I'd like to clarify that the pipes were brand new and installed weeks ago, yet that still happened. If that wasn't enough, I went outside and to my car to retrieve another suit but bird had clearly done what you see on me, and that's after they crapped on my wet suit."

You lightly cringed as you held your breath from the lingering, putrid scent. "ok but can you please explain what this has to do with my daughters?"

"they pestered me in the hallway. I ignored them and walked away. They must've been upset, seeing as they are but mere children; its clear motive for them to do something of this caliber!" he slams his fish on the ground as you are still confused.

"Sir, with all due respect, they aren't even teenagers yet. Do you really expect them to leave school just to make a prank all because you ignored them?" you argued as though there was an elephant in the room...

no really. There was an elephant in the room that seemingly escaped from the local carnival escort and crashed through the wall.

"Look, I am in charge of this building mr. ln, your daughters will be under suspension for months until I deem they're good to come back to school. and I'll be expecting a 10,000 word essay from them on how sorry they are." He informs with the most unbearably annoying tone imaginable.

You brushed his condescension off and stood up, glancing at your daughters playing with the large animal, "I get it. I really do, but that's not gonna happen. You're just being really unreasonable! I wish you and this school a mediocre day, come on girls."

You walked out of the office through the freshly-demolished wall with your daughters and elephant following close behind. Finally noticing the animal, you told them it can't come along, which saddened the girls and had them wave the elephant goodbye as they followed you to the car. The principal tries to shoo the elephant away, but to no avail.

"I swear, never understood why I got this job..." he takes out a cigar and before he could light it, the elephant grabbed an oil drum and took aim at the principal before squeezing very hard. The contact with the lit lighter caused the room to set ablaze.

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Back to you

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You and the girls drove for a while in the car, stopping by a mickey D's to get them some frowny meals as you tried call your husband, but No answers for the calls you made as His phone goes straight to voicemail each time. Giving up after a dozen attempts, you decided to leave a message instead.

"Claire, hon? the girls got suspended and Im not sure what the hell's happening but all I know is I have to find them a different school for the time being. I know you're probably busy and all, but... could you maybe come back for a moment and help me with whatever this is?"

After sending the message and finishing your meals, you three went back to the car and drove the rest of the way back home, with you hoping that Claire gets your message and gets home as soon as possible.