fembois x male reader

air headed yet op femboy part 2

Note: welp, i actually thought i wouldn't update this.

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At night fire was light and a big slab of meat was put on a pan to be cook. You were cooking the meat to perfection, Normally you assume pizza would be able to cook on the same or even higher standards then you since he is the strongest in the lands. truth was he was probably the most shit cook in existence, once when you two where traveling, he tried to cook and the smell instantly knocked out the ambush assassins hiding in the trees.

You took a decent size portion from the meat cooked meat, the rest?

"*smacks lips* *smacks lips*" yup he ate it all, not surprising that he is the strongest so he needs all the calories he can get his grubby feminine hands on.

After dinner you gotten to work on dead skins from wolves, pizza accuracy was very deadly as he was able to kill multiple of them with sharp sticks. normally you just take the meat but you decided to keep the fur alongside the head of the wolf.

Why keep them? Normally to sell but you decided to try your hand at sewing, it was actually pretty easy and you even managed to sew a few wolf jackets.

"RNNNNNNN" pizza lazy called your name as he wrapped his arms around you "i want cuddles now"

You merely sigh and get up with the strangely op feminine guy on your back to go towards the tent to sleep. as the two of you embrace, the wind kicked up and hit the wolf jackets as they starts to shrink in size.

(next day)

Next day comes around and after several failed attempts on getting out of pizza bear grip, you got out by scratching his head. He let out a small purr and finally woke up.

"Hmmmm" he groans as he opens his eyes "hey rn" he got off of you and stretched.

You got out of the tent and immediately went to check your wolf jackets, only to be greeted by them being shrunk. Pizza got out the tent as well and shrieked at the sunlight hitting his eyes.

"You gotta be fucking kid me" your disappointment was very much immeasurable at this moment.

"Come on rn! You can't let this ruin your day already" he went to one of the jacket and inspect it, he hum then turn to you. "Well its not entirely a waste. The next kingdom is 40 minutes away" he stashed the shrunken jackets in the infinity pouch.

You grumble and went over to unpack the tent. "Yeah yeah sure"

Soon after you had unpacked the tent, the two of you made the way to the next kingdom. The kingdom name was called "hole of the deep", it was at this point when the realization of most people who named these places must've been 10 years old. The kingdom was at the rather stupid name suggested, the kingdom was built in a hole that somehow stood firm for the past 200 years.

Taking a slide down to the kingdom, you took in the rather nice scenery of people enjoying their lifes of not being murdered and raped for money. Then again taxes does the same yet at a slower rate.

"Ohhh Rn look! A shop" he points to a standard looking shop.

"Pizza wait, we should probably see the kin-" you were once again cut off when pizza lifted you up and went to the door to open it with you in tow. The shop interior look nice and cozy, a woman behind the sign for check out waves over to you two.

"Hello. Welcome to my store travelers" Pizza lifted you down and went over to the nice lady. He reached into the bag to search for the shrunken wolf jackets "Is there anything you would like to buy, young lady?"