3rd POV
A sinner falls to hell and gets transformed into a demon, He falls face-first onto the road and is surprised to see that he is "alive."
Four-armed Demon: I'm alive! I'm alive!
he then gets run over by a taxi driven by a sinner named Travis with Angel Dust the famous pornstar in it. The taxi comes to a stop and Angel Dust gets out of it whilst Travis snickers.
Travis: heh. thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!
Angel Dust pushes his hand through his hair and fixes it.
Angel Dust: Yeah, yeah, listen. Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let it get out I'm offerin' my services to randos on the street "Angel snaps his fingers" It was a quick cash grab, Ya got it.
Travis: Pfft! whatever you say, slut! muhehehehehehe
Angel Dust looks at him with a raised eyebrow and isn't so easily offended by the very common name he gets called a lot so he acts offended.
Angel Dust: Ouch! Ooh! Such an insult. Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me "Angel dust looms over Travis and points at him with all of his index fingers" you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "hi" "Angel gives Travis a quick peck on the lips. Shnuckums!
Travis looks at him defeated but just grumbles and drives his car away. Angel looks behind him to see a vending machine but not an ordinary one this one gives you drugs. He goes for the angel dust but right as he grabs it a random demon runs by and steals it. making Angel annoyed but right as the demon thinks he's got away a boulder smashes him making Angel gasp
Angel Dust: Oh, my GOD, "he leans and picks up the pack of what's left of his drugs with a devastated look on his face" MY DRUGS! DAMN IT!
A warship can be seen passing by destroying everything in sight, we then see that the person operating it is none other than, Sir Pentious and his Egg Boiz.
Sir Pentious: "operating the controls of his ship" Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial take over! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! "he pushes two levers as his hood flares open" No other demon can compare to the likeness of it!
Egg Boi #23: Gee! That was pretty swell, boss!
Egg Boi #666: Yeah!
Egg Boi #14: You really showed them what for! I liked when you "his hand mimics the action of a shooting ray gun" shot them with your ray gun! "he gets slapped away by Sir Pentious"
Egg Boi #23: I wish he'd shoot me with his ray gun! "another egg boi pats him in comfort"
Sir Pentious: "his hood flares open" At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end! "he pushes a few buttons" And nothing, "he pulls some levers towards him" Not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from "he squeezes an Egg boi with his tail" my constrictive grasp!
An Egg Boi suddenly pops up and pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Sir Pentious's face. Sir Pentious proceeds to swat said Egg Boi aside before throwing the squeezed Egg Boi aside as well.
Egg Boi #1: Oh, Boy!
Sir Pentious: Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Sir Pen-
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