{An Artist's Passion (Alastorxfem!Reader}

{CHAPTER 26: We got the bitch}

A/n: There are some implications that y/n and Alastor. Ya know, 🍋. So yeah.

Y/n POV

I sat at the bar, drinking f/d and looking toward the lounge where a stressed Charlie was pacing back and forth in front of a board with ideas strung on it. Husk, Nifty, Pentious, and Vaggie stood watching her as well.

 Once I finished my drink I got up and walked over to join them as Angel strolled up to us giving a small 'yikes' as he watched.

 Vaggie spoke up "Charlie?...Sweetie, you, uh. You good?" 

I silently squealed at the cuteness that was their relationship before a certain deer man flashed across my thoughts. I shook my head and focused back on the situation. 

Angel placed a hand on my shoulder, giving me a worried, questioning look as if to say 'Ya good?' I nodded and turned my attention back to Charlie as she turned to respond to her girlfriend. 

As she spoke she was frantic, her hair was everywhere, she had dark circles under her eyes, and she wore a crazed grin. As she continued ranting her horns slowly grew before popping out as she laughed in desperation. 

"Maybe it's time..." Charlie looked toward Vaggie as she began. "No." "To ask." Charlie grabbed Vaggie's face. "Don't say it!!" Vaggie pulled away as she finished "Your dad." 

Charlie groaned and hunched over, leaning on Vaggie. "Charlie, I know you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get," Vaggie said looking down at the princess.

 Charlie popped back up to make eye contact with her "HE let the extermination happen to begin with. They just had a meeting and said, "Go ahead and kill everyone!" Charlie cried as Vaggie held her hands before the princess got an idea, gasping as the little lightbulb went off in her head.

 "Wait. That's it." She gasped. Vaggie tilted her head "Kill everyone" she questioned. Charlie shook her head and turned back to us "No. He could get me a meeting with heaven." 

I chimed in "But Charlie, didn't we already try that" I asked. Vaggie nodded in agreement with me. Charlie said that it had been with Adam and that he was an asshole, but that she could go above him. 

She took out her phone and walked away as she got ready to call her dad. "What's the hold-up? You got daddy issues" Husk asked after seeing her hesitate. 

Charlie turned in alarm saying that they had just never been close. I leaned against the couch, holding my head in my hand as I remembered what Lucifer was doing when Charlie called him. 

I laughed to myself as Charlie continued. Husk turned to Pentious "Daddy issues" he whispered. I laughed again as Angel bent down next to me. 

"Well, id like to meet the big dick in charge," he said. I playfully smacked his arm, giving him a small smirk as he leaned his head on my shoulder. 

Nifty chimed in as she held a knife. Angel promptly took it from her and chucked it to who knows where. Charlie finally worked up the nerve to call Lucifer. 

'It would be nice to finally meet him though' I thought with a smirk 'He's hot as hell. Plus, seeing him and Alastor's little song battle up close. Holy shit that's gonna be amazing.' 

We heard a muffled, enthusiastic "Hey bitch!" Come through Charlie's phone I clamped a hand over my mouth as I fell to the ground laughing. 

Angel looked over at me with a look that kinda said 'this is my friend and she's insane.' Charlie proceeded to explain the whole hotel situation and asked Lucifer to at least come see what she was trying to do.