alastor and his big red cock (JOKE CHAPTER)

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Aleshors: vock I am NOT givignf yuu my bgig red cocop

Vock: BUT ALESTORE WHI I NED THE COKOLE

Alestsor: YOU DSONT NEED THE COCKF!!!

*eyes turne red out of angre*

Voc: BUT ALESYAOI I DO PLESO

*get on knes and begs*

Voc: NEED DEPSARTLEE PLEST ALE..

Ale: vock you have HUSBAPND VALO TIN YUO ALELREDS MARD I NOT GIRVE CCOK TO MARDID MAN!!!

*alestor shorurted at vo, voc flingched in scarwes ness at alesfor syddend shouted*

sudelnrly VALE TIN AL PEARS?!

Val tibn: VOC YIU CEAT ON ME???

*crus*

Val tis: HOW DEAR YOU WE VEEMBD TOGETH3R FRO 527 YEASR!!

*sob evenr more depressively*

Voc: NOUAR VAEL TYYOU SONT UNDERAND IS MIS UNSERSANDING WAS NOT CHET QAS GOING INVIFTE YOU IN TOO!!

*vale tin run off n leavo ceying*

Vok: o weld now alestor PLES GIEV COKC BIG RED NEED

Alesatr: No vocl.. you ned3 to morve on.. I'm dided now..

*dieds on the fleor*

Voc: NO ALESSTAR NEED YEO ALIEBE PLESDE BE LIVEING I LOFE YOU..

Alestr: voc i knwo but youe need to movee on i am died..

*papas out*

Voe: NOOOUUUUUUYSUISUIUUYYYYYRRRR

*cried on the fl3or ned to aleatsor body and has sexusal intercoras wirh his desd bodee*

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*aledtsor vome back to ligfe becoasue magic and they frick super hard and expant their house with eco friendly wood venners and galvanized square steel and scrw feom aunt ans have hap wndiding*

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