RWBY: UAC Shoukan

Chapter 1: New world who dis?

It was an okay day Ant357627 as he was about to play golf with a shotgun when he felt a disorienting feeling. Either that of someone is about to get fired for fucking up his day.

'Oh shit, I hope I don't need to do anything. This was supposed to be a relaxing day!' Ant357627 thought as he looked at his calendar.

"Fuck, it's Thursday. I have that call in meeting with LorenzoFerrari2002 about giving Italy those 10 B-52s... Why does he need-right that thing. Still glad he's the leader of Italy since '45 and not some Mussolini wannabe."

He then saw the sky was getting darker and darker and the ground was shaking.

"Oh great, the apocalypse is coming. And I thought dealing with Ohio was bad." He cracks his fingers, "Here comes my foot."

Ant stomps on the ground and the apocalypse disappears, and he sees the familiar skyline of the DC.

"That's good."

Just then Secret Service enters his room panicking.

"This better be easy to deal with." Ant mutters.

"Mr. President!! We just lost contact with a small number of countries!" One of the secret service agents say.

"Who were they?" Ant asks.

"They were the.... mostly the countries that we hate. Also, we see the moon is broken."

"The moon is what now?!"

Ant357627 runs up to his roof to see the shattered moon.

"I swear if it's that fucker I'm gonna-"

Just then, Vice President Sithlord863 enters the room holding a lightsaber after seeing the moon.

"Well this is new," Ant says.

"What's the situation?" Sith asks.

"Well the moon is broken, and I'm getting the feeling that this might be the work of that guy."

"Which one? It could be any of them."

"Oh, you know the one."

"Right. Any idea on how to fix the moon?"

"Nope. Maybe the others will have a plan." He then gets holocall and opens it to see Great Japanese Empire Empress Hina Hirohito.

Ant nodded at the young woman as he spoke, "Hello, Empress Hirohito. Is everything alright?"

"No, unfortunately. The moon broke." She answered.

"Same for us here, Hina. How's the rest of your country is handling it?"

"Well, the news is spreading fast, and people are panicking. What about you and Sithlord?"

"The same. I was told that most of our allies have been cut off from communications-and we are getting comms." Ant said as the Holocall opens up President of United States of Botswana 410Jackass, President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelenskyy, President of USR(United States of Russia) Katyusha Alexandra Gorbachev, British Empire Queen Elizabeth II, President of China(Republic of China) Yu Kai-Shek, Imperial Philippine Reich (Kythsunenyko) Keith or Wilhelm V R. Von Hohenzollern and Great Italian States leader LorenzoFerrari2002. All allies with the UAC.

"Right then. Can someone explain what the fuck just happen? Because it doesn't feel like we're on Earth for the last ten minutes prior." Ant said as he opens a bag of chips and eats despite wearing a facemask.

"Well, we were doing our thing when the sky changed, and the moon broke," Empress Hina said.

"Same for us. But we also feel that this might be the fault of a certain asshole who wants to rule over Earth and kill anyone he doesn't like," Keith added.

"I don't think that's possible, Keith," Yu said.

"Well, it seems like the most reasonable explanation here, Yu. After all, the sky is different, and the moon is broken," 410Jackass added.

"What about those landmasses?" Katyusha added showing her sat data with the others as the continents bore the names of Sanus, Anima, Solitas, and Menagerie, "Any idea where we are?"

"It's not on our maps. But judging by the climate, the closest landmass is Menagerie that is west of the UAC." Lorenzo said.

"What about that place? The one labeled as Atlas." Sithlord points to the cold landmass.

"Atlas," Lorenzo hums, "A fitting name. It does look like a titanic mountain."

"It does. But who was the racist cunt that named Menagerie?" Elizabeth said as she zoomed in Menagerie to see the majority of the population is Faunus.

"Probably some racist fuck," Ant said.

"I doubt that would have a problem in this timeline. The only thing that makes them special is that they have less animal traits than ours." Lorenzo said.

"Hol up, what in the name of AK-47 are those black looking animals?" Zelenskyy pointed at the Animalistic Abominations that are born from inky pools, creatures of darkness that take the form of real and mythological creatures.

"Whatever it is. It's now a kill on sight." Ant said and glad none have entered their landmassess.

"So, what's the plan, Mr. President? Do we make contact?" Zelenskyy asked.

"No. The best way is we isolate ourselves from them. We have no idea how they're going to react to us, and we don't want to risk any sort of conflict that ends with tons bloodshed." Ant answers.

"Good point. I can see there are several factions on this planet. Some seem peaceful while others seem... violent." Lorenzo adds.

"We should focus on different issues, first and foremost," Sith said, "We can worry about the locals later. Right now, our main priority is figuring out what happened and how we're going to fix the moon."

"Good point. Let's focus on that first." Yu agreed.

"Well, we can try to find a way to repair the moon, but that's not something that's possible without being seen. Plus, we shouldn't touch this planet's moon without a proper study. I'll be honest, it's possible it could blow up in our face." Ant said.

"Fair enough. Any ideas?" 410Jackass asks.

"Hmmmm. I don't know. How bout bowling in the White House?" Ant suggested.

"Sounds like a great idea, Mr. President. I'll meet you there." Lorenzo agreed.

"Great. We'll see you then." Ant hung up.

"You know we don't have any bowling balls," Sithlord said.

GreenKing309 and USS-Texas enters as both carried a large box of bowling balls.

"Oh, thank god you guys are here," Ant said as the two drop the box.

"What is going on? The moon is broken." USS-Texas said.

"Yes, I am aware of the moon. Now, would you two like to play some bowling?" Ant asks.

"Hell yeah." The two replied.

"Great. I'll go get the snacks and drinks. You three start setting up." Sith said as he leaves.

The trio starts setting up the bowling pins as USS-Texas notices Ant eating chips.

"Uh, Ant? Aren't you worried about the food?" USS-Texas asked.

"Not really. It's a bag of chips. I'm not sure if they're even made with real ingredients. Besides, I have a lot more important things to worry about." Ant answered.

"Right. I mean, how bad could they be?"

"Pretty bad. They taste like plastic and are covered in mold."

USS-Texas pales.

"Oh god."