3 idiots (Oc insert)

Chapter 3

(lets continue~)

(I am skipping the part where the director sends letters to both Raju and Farhan's parents we'll start the story from the 3 entering the wedding lol)

*The three walking after visiting Raju's house then Rancho starts laughing*

Rancho: bhindi bara rupay ki...gobi das ki..

*Farhan joins Rancho, now they both start to laugh but quiets down seeing Raju glaring at them*

Raju: arrey kam se kam khana offer toh kiya tere bhukad baap jaisa nahi...'Hitler' Qureshi
*pointing at Farhan*

Farhan: haa haa teri maa toh mother teresa hai..khujli wali roti khila rahi thi

*Raju suddenly grabs Farhan's collar*
Raju: maa ko leke mazak nah-

*Rancho stops them*

Rancho: chod na yaar, bhook lagi hai kahin bahar jate hai...

Farhan: month end hai yaar...paisa kya iski mother Teresa degi?
*chuckles and Raju just fake smiles*

*Rancho sees something in the distance*
Rancho: oi khana khane ke liye paise nahi lagte..uniform lagta hai uniform...voh dekh
*points towards a marriage function*

Rancho: chal...

Farhan *grins*: chal..

*All three enter with pink pagdi (the ones people wear in marriage function) and walk inside with other guests*

*They take a seat and Rancho gives instructions to a waiter about the food he wants the waiter just looks at him judgingly, he nods and leaves*

*Then they hear someone*

Guy: Pia! What the hell is this?! Ye kya pehena hai, tumhari 18th century ki watch? Yaar..log kya bolenge...Suhas ki fiance ko dekho..doctor bane wali hai aur 200 rupay ki ghadi pehenti hai?...please take it off...thank you

*someone taps on the guy's shoulder and he gets busy in conversation*

*Rancho was watching everything and then as Suhas leaves he walks over to Pia*

Rancho *with a bouquet taps on Pia's shoulder*: excuse me?

Pia: yes?

Ranch *gives her flowers*: uhh flowers..

*Pia takes it*

Rancho *taking her glass*: ye glass main le lu?

Pia: kyu?

Rancho: aap glass phek ke marengi..mera sar phut jayega..

Pia: main aapko kyu marungi?

Rancho: kyuki main aapko thodi si free advice dene wala hu...

Pia: kya?

Rancho *points at Suhas*: uss gadhe se bilkul shadi mat kariyega..

Pia: excuse me?

Rancho: voh admi nahi price tag hai price tag...

Pia: listen- *but gets cut off*

Rancho: zindagi bhar aapko alag alag products ke daam bata bata ke paka dega..

Pia: hello..*again gets cut off*

Rancho: life barbad ho jayegi your future will be finished...demo du? Uske jute kitne ke hai pata karu? Main nahi puchunga...voh khud batayega..yes
*gives her glass back and makes a waiter follow him towards Suhas amd then pours green chutney over Suhas's branded shoes*

Suhas: eh..ehh..ehh!!! Kya..kya kiya bhai?! Arrey $300 ke shoes hai pudine ki chutney on my $300 shoes!!
*starts wiping his shoes with a tissue and Rancho walks back to Pia*