3 idiots (Oc insert)

Chapter 5

(lets continue~)

Ranchodas: main 4 saal ke liye London chala gya..aur voh mere naam se ICE mein padta raha..papa ke saath deal thi..ki degree milne ke baad, ICE ke kisi bhi admi se life mein nahi milega..voh aksar keheta tha.."main toh nahi milunga par ek din 2 idiots aayenge mujhe dhundte hue phir tum log kya karoge.."

*the 3 chuckles softly getting emotional*

Ranchodas: bahut miss karta hai tum log ko..tumhe bhi..*nodding at Taara*

*Taara just smiles*

Ranchodas: main address deta hu..jao uske paas..par mera ye secret kisi ko batana yaar...please..

Taara: konsa secret..?
*looks at Raju and Farhan smiling*

*scene changes to them heading away in Chatur's car and Ranchodas standing with the lota saying bye to them*

*Ranchodas opens the lid and sees its empty starts panicking but one of his staff comes with the real lota and he grabs it quickly (lol)*

*back with the 4*

Chatur: hey what the hell is going on..ye gun wala admi kaun hai?

Raju: bahut complicated story hai..bina subtitles ke..terko nahi samjhega..

Farhan: ignore kar ignore kar..

Chatur: hum kahan ja rahe hai..?

Taara: Ladakh..

Chatur: ladakh! Why?

Farhan: Rancho se milne..

Chatur: voh Ladakh mein hai? wahan kya kar rahe hai..

Farhan: pata nahi..lekin ye koi school ka address hai..

Chatur: school teacher! *chuckles* masterji..I am vice president of Rockledge corporation, aur voh..A for apple, B for ball..

Taara: D for donkey..

*Chatur shuts up making the other 2 laugh*

Taara: eh merko kyu iske saath piche bithaya hai yaar

Farhan *chuckling*: thodi der Taara, phir switch kar lene baad mein..

*Taara pouts folding her arms on her chest leaning back in the seat glaring at Chatur*

*Chatur just shifts a little away from her*

Chatur: next week main Phunsukh Wangdu ke saath multi millionaire deal sign karunga..aur voh A for apple, B for ball..

*Raju puts a clip on his nose and Farhan uses tissue to block his ears while Raju keeps driving while Taara just groans*

Farhan *monologuing*: aaj uss kamine Rancho ke liye izzat aur bhi badh gyi..hum sab toh sirf college degree pane ke liye jaate the..degree nahi hogi toh naukri nahi hogi, naukri nahi hogi toh koi baap apni beti nahi dega..bank credit card nahi degi, duniya respect nahi degi..lekin voh saala college degree ke liye nahi..sirf padhne ke liye aaya tha..usse na last aane ka dar tha na first aane ka lalach..

*going back to the past*

*director giving all the students a talk*

Virus: moon pe kadam rakhne wala pehla insaan kaun tha?

everyone, Chatur being louder: Neil Armstrong, sir..

Virus: obviously, it is Neil Armstrong we all know it..lekin dusra kaun tha? don't waste your time..its not important..nobody remembers the man who ever came second..2 mahine baad, 26 companies iss campus mein aayenge..aapko jobs offer karne ke liye..uska matlab ye hai aap sab ke final exams ke pehle aapke haath mein jobs hongi..this is your last lap, my friends..put the medal on the pedal, accelerator dabao, move out there and make history..