Green Screen: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Flaggy: Schrödinger's boys.
Clock: FUCK!
Towel: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Blue Rectangle: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Blue Rectangle: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hopes of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Green Screen:
Flaggy:
Clock:
Towel:
Blue Rectangle: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
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Village of Objects Stuff
Randommost of it is crack but i guess there's gonna be other stuff in here too. maybe oneshots and remade headcanons will be included, but rambles and crack are guaranteed lmao
