Green Screen: Blue Rectangle, I beg of you, PLEASE GO TO THE DOCTOR.
Blue Rectangle: I'm sorry, is this our stab wound? No? Then stay out of it.
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Coin: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
OJ: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Coin: Well someone's gotta pin the artwork to the wall!
MP3 Player, on a walkie-talkie: This is MP3 Player, those idiots are fucking around in the east wing again.
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MAC: I have a problem.
Towel: Kill it.
MAC: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Coin lying on the ground, eyes closed
TV: Hey, is Coin sleeping or dead?
Blue Rectangle: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Slushie: Yeah, same.
Coin: First of all, fuck you guys-
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Blue Rectangle: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Snowy: Look, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.
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Slushie: I'm surprised you haven't been arrested yet, let alone gotten a felony.
Coin: Nat 20 Charisma.
Slushie: That is NOT how it works-
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Flaggy: NOTEBOOK! For the love of god, please turn that music down! I have a hangover.
Notebook: blasting the mii theme at full volume That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.
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Green Screen: Well, we might've gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Flaggy: That was entirely predictable.
Green Screen: One of them punched a gang member.
Flaggy: Clock?
Green Screen: Blue Rectangle.
Flaggy: Oh, that was gonna be my second guess.
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White-Out: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, that's fucked up. Like c'mon, you know I'm dumb as hell!
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MAC: I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
MP3 Player: Well, on a good day, I'm both.
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Towel: Here you go, Blue Rectangle, a nice hot cup of coffee!
Blue Rectangle: It's cold.
Towel: A nice cup of coffee.
Blue Rectangle: It's horrible.
Towel: A cup of coffee.
Blue Rectangle: I'm not sure if this even is coffee.
Towel: C U P .
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Smoothie: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate. Like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
TV: sigh This is a lie. I'm literally dating her, this is a lie.
TV: They don't even know how to cook a pancake. What is this.
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OJ: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Clock periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’
OJ: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
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Pre-16D Snowy: Ready for another fantastic day of being better than Clock.
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Green Screen to Blue Rectangle: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.
Blue Rectangle:
Green Screen: You are everything I have ever wanted in a best friend.
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TV: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.
MP3 Player: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!
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Slushie: You need a hobby.
Coin: I have a hobby!
Slushie: Fawning over OJ isn't a hobby.
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Smoothie: How do I tell TV I want her to yell at me like she's Gordon Ramsey and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
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Coin: Wow, OJ, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
OJ: We literally slept together yesterday.
Coin: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Bowling Ball: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Candy Corn: We're chopsticks!
Bowling Ball: Well... that's cute!
Bowling Ball: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly.
Smoothie: Nah, it just means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
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Clock: Coin told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
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TV: It's funny how well you and Clock get along now. Didn't he hate you at first?
Flaggy: Clock hates everyone at first. It's just his way of reaching out to people.
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Candy Corn: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
TV: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
OJ: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Green Screen: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Clock: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Flaggy: Mental stability, my old friend!
Candy Corn: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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Village of Objects Stuff
Diversosmost of it is crack but i guess there's gonna be other stuff in here too. maybe oneshots and remade headcanons will be included, but rambles and crack are guaranteed lmao
