I, must, too go to the bathroom. Eric?

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Clementine was dressed in a green, blueish top that tied in the front, a white long skirt that had matching blue flowers and some white wedges

She sat next to Jackie drinking a milkshake, the group was currently at the hub and Fez had joined em

"Who is that?" Jackie asked motioning to Fez, "Oh, that's Fez. He's a foreign exchange student"

"Who'd we exchange for him?" Clementine asked confused

"Donna, Clem, i have to go to the ladies' room" Jackie said standing up, Clementine following, "Donna!"

Donna stood and went to the ladies room, Jackie and Clem following

"I, too, must go to the bathroom. Eric?" Fez questioned as Eric turned to him

"No, it doesnt work that way with guys" Eric said, Fez frowned turning and going to the bathroom

"Kelso, how much longer are we doing to have to deal with the whole Jackie experience?" Hyde asked as Eric sat next to him

"Dont worry, im breaking up with her" Kelso said as Eric looked at him, "How is that gonna work?" he asked confused

"Uh, i break up with only Jackie, but still date Clementine" Kelso nodded

"But Clemente's not gonna break up with Jackie"

"Then i'll break up with Clementine" Kelso shrugged

"But she didnt do anything? And she's my sister" Eric defended

"Wait, if he break's up with Clem wont Jackie break up with him? Then no more Jackie"

"Then no more Clem" Eric reminded the two

"Not gonna happen" Hyde laughed

"It's over! They're cutting in to my free time"


Clementine sat between Fez and Eric, they were all very high to say the least

"So, is Red still thinking about giving you the car maybe?" Hyde asked

"Even if we do get it, we're gonna need some serious gas money, cause's the cruiser's a boat" Kelso said before laughing

"i know it's a boat. This whole gas shortage bites" Eric sighed

"Who's getting a boat?" Fez questioned eating some food

"Eric fell off a boat one" Clementine said as they all laughed

"There is no gas shortage, man, it's all fake" Hyde said once he stopped laughing, "The oil companies control everything. Like, there's this guy who invented this car.. that runs on water, man. It's got fiberglass, air-cooled engine and it runs on water"

"So it is a boat" Fez concluded as Hyde stared at him

"No, it's a car. Only you put water in the gas tank instead of gas. And it runs on water, man!" Hyde said laughing

Kelso was uncontrollably laughing, "I never heard of this car"

"Gotta pee" Clem blurted getting up and leaving

"Hey, Jackie's good for gas money" Kelso added once she left

"You are such a whore" Eric said before laughing

"When does the boat get here, whore?" Fez asked eating more food, Eric and Hyde leaning back in their chairs as they began to laugh


Clementine was dressed in a red and white long sleeve dress that stopped mid thing, and white knee high heeled boots, her, Donna, Kelso and Eric were in Eric's driveway as he was filling the tires

"Aw, Kelso, thta's so sweet" Donna spoke up as Kelso opened the passenger door

"Actually, i'm riding shotgun"

"No, you're not"

"Well, im not riding in the back"

"Why dont we let Eric decide?" Donna said before they both looked at Eric, Clementine laughed as she got in the back, Eric already in the drivers seat

"Kelso.... Get in the back" Eric said as Kelso almost fell getting out of the passenger seat, Donna pushing him out of the way

Kelso reluctantly got in the back, but smiled as Clementine leaned over and kissed him, breaking it when she noticed her dad coming out

"Taking it for a spin, eh?" Red questioned

"Yes, sir"

"Well, have a good time. Oh, uh. One more thing. Very important about the car. She's old, so... No trips out of town. Ever. Understood? Well... Have fun. I love you, Clem, be safe" he smiled kissing the top of her head

"Bye, dad!" she waved as he walked back inside

"I guess that's that, we're not going" Eric sighed

"Eric, do you want to go?" Donna spoke up

"He said no trips out of town"

"It's your car. Do you want to go?"

"But, he's God"

"I think God would want us to go to Milwaukee" Kelso added as Clementine nodded

"Eric, you are a 16-year-old man. Im gonna go with whatever you say. It's your decision."

"It is my decision... And my decision is.. We're going to a concert" Eric said as the three cheered going and picking up Hyde, Fez and Jackie

The 7 friends were singing and joking around the whole time until all the sudden the car stopped

"I told you we're out of gas" Kelso said, the mechanic was looking at the car

"We're not out of gas" Eric sighed

"It's the battery. It's 6 years old. And shot to hell" the mechanic said chewing his gum, Jackie stepped out of the car

"I know what. I'll just call my dad" Jackie said crossing her arms over her chest

"Kelso, tell her" Eric pointed

"He cant take the car out of town"

"Im not calling his dad" Jackie said rolling her eyes

"Jackie.. parents talk to each other about how we screw up" Hyde said drinking his soda

"Why would he talk about that?" Jackie asked confused

"They cant help it" Clementine spoke up, leaning against the car

"Look, say there's a party, see. And all of our parents are there. Together" Eric began as Clementine groaned ignoring him

"Guys!" Clementine said looking everyone, but her and Jackie, dancing

"Now... we are in the middle of nowhere, and i have to go to the ladies room. Donna?"

Donna let out a breath, turning and following Clem and Jackie to the bathroom

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