Me and Clem. You need me and Clem!

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3rd person pov

"so... where you going?" the mechanic questioned once the three girls left

"Rundgren concert" Hyde said in a deep voice

"Cool. So... what, do you want a battery? Cause i can get you a battery"

"Are they cheap? Or possibly free?" Eric asked

"32 bucks. Minimum" the mechanic said leaning against the car

"All right. I tell you what. We'll trade you our battery, plus 5 bucks for one of your batteries" Kelso spoke up as the mechanic looked at him

"Well, that's a really sweet deal, my friend... but how about this? How about one battery for 2 concert tickets?"

"No, we cant get up two tickets" Kelso sighed

"Ok" the mechanic nodded walking away

"It's either that or none of us go" Eric said walking over to Kelso

"So who's out?" Kelso asked as Hyde laughed

"Well, there's always Jackie"

"Of course Jackie. i mean, Jackie's gone. But who else?"

"Oh, i dont know. Jackie's date?" Eric said as Kelso frowned

"Clementine? Man, i was so gonna bump and grind with her" Kelso wined

"No idiot, you" Hyde laughed, "We like Clem"

"Come on. You know im breaking up with her, with them! You guys are chopping me out!"

"Look Clem's my sister, and i've had to listen to Jackie for a good hour" Eric shrugged

"A really long hour" Fez added

"God hates me" Kelso sighed passing Eric his ticket

"How can you say God hates you? At least you have two woman's love. Be happy. Whore" Fez said following Eric and Hyde


Clementine stood next to Donna, Donna had her arm around Clem's waist as the two were dancing,

"Hey, guys. He's dating a man" Fez spoke up once he noticed the mechanic

"Im okay with it" Donna shrugged dancing

"We are so cool to be ok with it" Eric smiled

"i have to g to the bathroom" the mechanic said standing up, "Kevin" he added looking at Kevin

Fez turned to Eric, "Ill explain later", Clementine frowned she missed Jackie and Kelso, but knowing them they were def making out or something


"This isnt working" Jackie let out a breath, sitting up

"No. It's a boy scout belt. The buckle's got a big-"

"No. Michael, before you speak, please hear my words. I think we should break up"

"Now?" he questioned

"You're not having a good time"

"Im having a good time" he smiled

"Really?" she questioned

"Yeah!"

"Oh, Michael, im go glad you dont wanna break up. You were so nice to give your ticket away so you could be with me, and Clementine could go to the concert" she smiled

"Well.... yeah"

"That say's you dont need music, concerts, friends... You know what you need, Michael?

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