Sid:
*Would annoy the shit out of them.
*Sit and eat in front of them and not let them have any. (asshole/lh)
*Rant.
*Blast their ears out with bad music. (BLAST JOJO SIWA INTO THEIR EARS.)
Joey:
*Rail you right in front of them. (Calm the fuck down bro, Tf?)
*Practice drums in front of them. (Drums are pretty fuckin loud.)
*Talk shit about them in front of their face/about how you're his now.
*Force them to put up with Sid's shenanigans. (teehee)
Paul:
*Wouldn't torture.
*Just talk/ask why they're so fucked up.
*Force them to apologize for shit. (Either things they've done to you or just shit in general.)
*Would prolly let them out after like, A week.
Chris:
*Bonking them on the head with drumsticks. (idk why I just feel like he would do that.)
*Yapping to them. (C'mon the entire band would yapp until your ex's ears fall off.)
*Randomly bother them.
*Feed them Sid's cooking. (BAHAHAHAHAH)
James:
*Make them question their life choices.
*Keep them awake for as long as possible to make them think too much.
*Notice they're falling asleep, Than wake them up. (Bro calm the fuck down ✋😭)
*Would let them out after 2 weeks ish.
Craig/133:
*Would Just.... NOT get mixed up with your problems.
Clown:
*Would actually beat the shit out of them.
*Prolly mindbreak them. (Yansim reference???)
*Yapp and rant like a motherfucker.
*Would let them off after never. (Bro ain't lettin the public see this shit.)
Mick:
*Talk to them and make them reconsider everything they've ever done.
*Try and fix them. (Good luck bro ✋😭 Some peoples ex's are just too far gone. [Kit, before you ask, No, this Isn't directed towards you.])
*Try and make them Change their ways.
*Care for them. (Someone's gotta.)
*Would let them out once they've gotten better.
Corey:
*"Welcome to purgatory BITCH!"
*They would NOT be the same after that.
*Would randomly send Sid down to fuck with them.
*Would let them out after they lose all sanity. (🤗💅✨SLAYYYYYY)
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