Sid: "If I crack my dick like a glowstick will it glow?"
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Wednesday13: "So first we have to butter the pan-"
*Joey sneaking up behind him with a baking sheet.*
Wednesday13: "DO NOT!-"
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Tara: "And they were Roommates!"
Jake: "Oh my god they were roommates."
(A/n: Hey Dusk, here's your hint bestie, figure it out.)
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Wednesday13: "WAKE UP SLEEPYHEADS!"
Joey: "Uggghhnn."
*Eric sits up*
Eric: "Whah?"
Wednesday13: "OOP- PFTFHFHFHHFF-"
(a/n: for context, Joey and Eric were caught making out on the tour bus. (SEVERAL TIMES 😭))
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Sid: "So, basically, eum-"
*Clown punches the shit out of Sid*
Sid: "Aw, fuck, I can't believe you've done this."
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*Sid waddling away from the dinner table*
*James sitting there disappointed in him*
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*Me headbangin' at my pc setup*
"OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK-"
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"Everyone rise to our national anthem"
*Surfacing Riff begins*
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*Slipknot on their way to their first big-ish mfkr performance in Des Moines (the safari club) in Joey's mom's car*
Joey: "I'm in me mums car, vroom vroom."
*I woke up in a new Bugatti as they speed to the venue BAHAHAH*
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*Craig plays the most random sound effect before a show (Mfkr era)*
Clown: "What the- *slowly head turns to look at Craig* Dude."
Craig: "BAHAH-" *>:)*
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*Mick talking to Clown from a different room (new years Eve, 1996 before a show, mfkr era)*
Mick: "Do I have to wear this?"
Clown: "It can't be that bad, show me."
*Mick comes out wearing the little bo peep dress*
Clown: "BAHAHAHAHAH-"
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Anyways butter rats, hope you like my sillies, byeeee ♥🧈🐀
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