My Russian Hockey Husband

Olgo ⛸️🎿🛼🏒

I am minding my business trying to score a hockey goal for mah team but this annoying fly keeps getting in my gorgeous face.

I try my best to not get angry and take deep masculinity breaths to calm my inner alpha captain.

I realize it's not a fly at all but a petite woman. I say "she was a fairy" 🧚‍♀️ to impress her but she uses her atom sized finger to try to shut me up. It doesn't work and I just scoop her up and set her on the puck to give to my cocaptain, who deals with these sorts of situations.

I continue my course of conversation to get the puck in the goal. After practice I start getting in my street clothes but figure I should go clubbing in my full hockey outfit to get ALL the girls. I know the girlies love a hockey man if they read books (🏒🧇💦🤭😰). I even keep on my skates to easily destroy any competition with my masculinity toesies

I could never be with a hot woman bc she would use me for my puck/hot box 📦🔥

I skate down the street, cutting intricate coquette likes behind me to lead a trail for coquette girls to follow and stalk me (that would be hot aha) 😤

I try and fail to not look at the lever 100000 gyatt all around me... I try to glaze one of them but she rejects me (consent if important to me, I'm 7'9" and I play hockey so I'm hot) my dark fluffy hair floats masculentily in the wind 🌬️

I decided my best course of action would be going to the bar tonight