My Russian Hockey Husband

Aresonia

Off we go

We make motorboat noises that kinda turn on Nicky but I make sure he's restrained in the back of the helicopter so he can't get freaky 

Naw I were in a freak copter

Nicks green eyes growl at me as I take in his freakstraints as our cabin mates battle for ultimate dominance by comparing gyatts

I have to bring out the measuring tape

" my little calorie, freaky Instagramwer has the biggest of the wall, but y'all couldn't compare" Nick yells from behind his kink straights

" babe I'm ovulating" I say to El Diablo my hockey man with masculinity (I made sure he had on Jeremy fragrance when I got him) that's my red headed ness in play

"Omg me too" my pookie says back, I'm kinda Sus of this but idc 😩🤤

I look around at the other freakpassengers but only see Nick and Vahoona casually practicing their calorie shifting by throwing it back

My aura decreases by 100% when I see that we are about to land because I'm nervous that are freaks slumber will be over

Not sure how we got to the island 🏝️ bc we had no pilot we just left it to do copter shit

We kiss all of us at the same time, it's the kind of kiss that inspires stars to climb into the sky into takeover the reality, combust

But if we here now mow
We land on the erotic beach and start Turing into Little John and using galvanized steel, eco friendly wood veneers, and screws borrowed from auntie to build a tiny home

I flip on my YouTube channel so we can record our Indian housebuilding because we are Indian all the sudden but not in a race yet creased by size because of our heritage don't worry they just get huge

My Russian essence returns to me as we quickly put our redheads back on from pink Indian then see a bunch of naked people running around and realize this was actually a nude beach not a private island smirk at the exact same time and takeoff our, clothing

We all start stripping it down right there to get our hot girl summer tan. We need to get down and dirty for this I said, but then I see a nude guy that looks exactly like my father and we decided to run for the freaky copter again there's no way I can stay, Plan B, we got a skedaddle gang ice say even though we are all still naked.

We Skibidi toilet into the copter and try not to combust as we see mix for fully wet from the ocean, so we start growling as we see my bow in my hair. I found her naked, naked lady we take off from the beach, but then the air is too strong, and the pilot which does not exist slowly has to maneuver us into the air.

I snatched a random woman and shove her in the airplane, aircraft

Nick tries to follow up the plane, even though there's no pilot pilot the flight I murder under my breath, even though I'm not his wife Sly Fox they all seem to think the same because they put their clothes on, but I don't know if I should. I kind of want to stay in my natural state as I watch Nick pilot the plane but then I see the weird looks. I'm getting from Luna of thirst and I put on my clothes cause I don't want that right now. I'm not in the mood.

Olgo tries to use his Russian comfort to incercept my mission of watching dripping Nick oozing while he pilots without piloting but then Olgo uses his biceps to scoop me up and I sit on his shoulder without his kneecaps in my hands but my Cheeto dust hair starts sparkling from my glitter full joyous occasion of sitting on him like chair.

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We then swoop with glitter radiance off with slayrays orbiting as we glisten 

(4+4)

I realize with a start that there is a flying plane crashing towards us, I see man, explode, in the sky, and I don't know what's, 🆙 

I try not to get trauma but my tiny hands start quivering mm

We eventually squirm onto the right island 🏝️ and quickly go undercover as random vacationers in unsuspecting clothing

The onlookers question our motives as we enter the deserted island but then I realize there aren't any onlookers, I'm just going insane. The island is completely empty. We tiptoe onto the island and quickly get blasted with the scent of cologne, belonging seemingly to Jeremy fragrance. I can't breathe cuz it smells of men who like little children. We scurry to build a home for the five of us but the naked lady runs into the bushes. Now we have an extra room we turn into a freaky room

We all cutlets up and fall asleep

To be continued.....................:

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