Grunkle Stan X Reader

Stan and I

On Monday when I went to school the jocks were beating Ford up and Heather was next to a kid I sat next to in history, I think his name was Chris. I ran up and yelled,

"Stop! What's going on?"

"This asshole was kissing my girlfriend at Cormac's party."

"Well she was way more enthusiastic than he was. Com'on Ford."

I walked away with a beat up Ford.

"Where's Stan?"

"He's doing test corrections."

I walked over to the girls bathroom, it was empty thank god. I walked over to the sinks, sat on the counter, grabbed some paper towels and dabbed his bloody face.

"You need to tell the principal about this. Or the counselor."

"What're they gonna do? Yell at their star player? No they wouldn't do that."

"Well did you at least have fun at the party?"

"Yeah. I made out with Heather, but I kind of wish it were Cormac instead."

"Wait. So you like men and women?"

"Yeah."

"Oh. That makes so much more sense."

I went to the homeroom and went off on Heather, she said that if she didn't tell her boyfriend then someone else would and then she and Ford would be in real trouble. I told her that she's a bitch and to never talk to me again. I walked over to the teacher's desk and asked him if he could move me away from Heather, he moved me next to Stan and I talked to him a lot that week. As Stan, Ford, and I walked over to the movie theater on Wednesday, I was standing behind them, and I felt my purse being tugged away from me, when Ford all of the sudden yelled "Left hook!" and punched the guy trying to steal my purse. I was so glad that my red purse had not been stolen, I profusely thanked Ford, I could tell Stan was starting to get jealous but like Ford had saved my favorite purse. When we went to the movie theater we watched Eugenie during the movie. Stan and I went to the bathroom and did the 'devil's tango' in the bathroom. That Saturday we went to a school dance. Stan and I went as a couple and we decided to wear a baby pink together. When Stan, Ford, and I had gotten there we saw this girl named Jenna that I knew from school and I heard Ford say "Damn."

"Hey Ford, you think Jenna's pretty cool right? Go flirt with her!"

I pushed Ford to go talk to Jenna but it must have gone wrong because I saw Jenna throw his drink on him before I knew it. Stan was right next to him and had thrown a punch on himself so they still looked similar. I walked over to them and asked them if everything was okay and they said they were fine. We walked over to the dance floor and Stan and I danced the night away. After the dance we went to Cormac's after party where I got kind of drunk. And so did Stan. We went to his bathroom, we got kind of hot and rowdy. As we went upstairs we were already stripping, though we were in front of many people, we didn't care. He pinned me against the wall and as I was taking off his pants we noticed that we had forgotten the door so we closed it and laughed our drunk guts out. He humped me against the wall and I had had enough of him being in charge. I pushed him against the opposite wall and ravenously put my lips on his, I moved from his lips to his neck, then his chest, then I got to sucking him off. I could hear him moaning loudly. When, all of a sudden, I heard the door open and someone yelled "I gotta pee!"

"Oh my fuckin' god!"

I couldn't help but laugh. My boyfriend who was always on his brother for cussing in front of women was wrong, when he had just cussed in front of two. We went into the shower and let the poor girl pee in peace. After that I looked into his eyes as I locked the door and we both burst out in laughter. We left the bathroom very quickly after that. We decided to head back home so we were looking for Ford when we started looking for him upstairs we found him 'gettin' down & dirty' with Jason.