Kai: *listening to parody* I am the king of crowd control~ *singing*
Reira: What are you singing...
Eriza: This again -.-"
Reira: Again?
---Eriza's flashback---
Kai: *shows Eriza parodies for League of Legends (its a game)*
Eriza: *shows Kai parodies for Minecraft (they are all song parodies btw)*
---flashback end---
Reira: O.o what seriously?
Eriza: Yeah
Kai: He can dive fountains! Its like hes unkillable, hes ungankable~~Whats his elo? The plays that he makes are too smart *still singing*
Eta: *slaps Kai*
Kai: *headphones fall out* *starts shrieking* The zombies are coming! I need back up, Brendan Help!!! (The last part is quoting my Brothers friend)
Reira: O.o what
Eriza: what
Eta: Kai...
Kai: ak47s for everyone! Jeffery Fire!!!
Navy: Covering fire.
Kai: NAVY!!
Eta: o.o
Reira: um...
Eriza: what is going on...
Kai: oh snap.
Eta: Kai...have you had any sugar recently...
Kai: Nope!!
Reira: I doubt that...
Eriza: She can be crazy without it...
Reira: I guess you are right...-.-"
Eta: seriously?!
Kai: omg, look at this freaking kitty...!!! *Picking up stray cat* Omg what if its a nuko!!! *starts hyperventilating*
Eriza: Nuko?
Reira: You mean neko? As in cat right?
Kai: *gasps* You. Guys. Don't. Know. What. A. Nuko. Is!!!!!????
Eriza, Reira, and Eta: *shakes head*
Kai: Omigosh, do you guys live under a rock or something?? *shoves manga in their faces* READ AND ENJOY THE CUTE FLUFFINESS *laughs loudly*
Reira: *reads* CUTE!! KYAA~~
Eriza and Eta: *stare at manga with curiosity and suspicion*
Kai: Don worry ish not violent (Don't worry its not violent)
Reira: You said that about Attack on Titan and Tokyo Ghoul -.-"
Kai: But dey not violent...*cries in corner* (But they not violent)
Mirp: And yet she hates horror movies...
Kai: Dose things are freaken scary tho... (Those things are freaking scary though)
Eta: Kai, what is wrong with you?
Reira: She needs to be put in an insane asylum
Kai: *cries* You guys too...
Eriza: *starts playing Flappy Bird*
Kai: Nuuuuuuu....*screams* ITS EVIL
Reira: Um...
Mirp: Well, I gotta go...
Eta: *browsing instagram*
Kai: Oh...ohh...Aysh posted a new photo
YOU ARE READING
Kai and the insane adventures of the three musketeers
RandomKai, Reira, and Eriza go off on an adventure. aka me and two of my rl friends. most will be based off of text convos. Random weird insane yes. as well as my other rl friends and maybe online ones random ocs may pop up here and there.
