Kai and the insane adventures of the three musketeers

Eta has a long talk with Kai

Eta: *sits Kai down* we need to stop talking about your violent murder stories and get to know each other.

Kai: But they aren't violent! TT.TT

Eta: You asked Mirp to help you decide which one to kill off next, then made her bff get possessed by a demon and murder her, made the mc kill her mom, made the cousin kill the dad and mom, made the youngest sister help, made a freaking 8 year old brutally murder someone, rip their heart out, cut it into slices like chips, put them in the oven, put them...

Kai: *Screams* too much detail you may upset the readers and the 8 year old part is a secret...

Eta: she freaking ate the heart after cooking it...

Kai: ;-;

Eriza: I got it!

Reira: got what?

Eriza: the perfect ship name...

Reira: uh...

Eta: percabeth obviously

Eriza: Kanekai!!

Kai: I ship it

Reira: of course you do -.-"

Eta: no.no.no.no

Kai: oh no...

Reira&Eriza: ???

Eta: *Screams* WRONG!! That is NOT THE PERFECT SHIP

Kai: *glares* now look what you have done...

Eta: *sits Reira and Eriza down as well* *teacher mode* Let me tell you younguns about the perfect ship, percabeth....blah...blah...blah

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Several hours later (time skip brought to you by the ship Kanekai)
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Eriza: *groans* my ears....

Reira: my head...

Kai: too. Much. Learn.

Eta: Your grammar needs correcting! *starts another lecture on grammar*

Kai: Muh grammer is gooder then you'res gurl

Eta: *dies of heart attack*

Kai: Nooooo! Eta don't die! You just came back! TT.TT

Eriza: Lawlz she died

Reira: *watching stuff on netflix*

Kai: omg...the code geass ending! *starts crying loudly*

Reira: is that the one where...

Kai: *runs off to who knows where*

Eta: *revives* perca...beth...

Reira: ...

Eriza: Mianite!

Reira: I wonder where Kai went...

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A few days later...(time skip brought to you by peanut butter)
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Eta: Has anyone seen Kai recently...?

Eriza: Not since she ran off crying about some anime ending...

Reira: I think she is in her room...

*They all go to the danger zone:: Kai's room*

Reira: *opens door* Omfg

Eriza: Kai! Are you alright?

Eta: Are you dead?

Kai: *collapsed on floor, squeezing pillow and sobbing, curls up in corner, rocking back and forth* It's gonna be okay...it's gonna be okay...it's gonna be okay...

Eriza: why are you crying...?

Kai: Hide...Kaneki ;-;

Reira: Oh, she must have marathoned Tokyo Ghoul....

Eta: What is this Tokyo Ghoul I keep hearing about?

Reira: a violent anime Kai is obssessed with...

Kai: *sniffs* its not violent...

Eta: ...So it is very violent, great...

???: *flies in*

Kai: omg

Reira and Eriza: ?

Eta: Reetee?

Reetee: hey kai, eta, other people

Eta: heyo

Kai: Ish so perf, my baby...my poor baby...*dying of fangirl heart attack*

Everyone else: O.o O.e

Kai: *wailing and screaming* You better get a move on those chapters so they can be translated so I can read them...*glaring at phone*

Reira: *calling tokyo ghoul author*

Author: *picks up* *speaking Japanese* Hello, who is this?

Reira: *speaking Japanese* Hello, this is a friend worried for the sake of her friend who is obssessed with Tokyo Ghoul, she wanted to let you know to get a move on...if you don't well, lets just hope she doesn't destroy the whole universe...

Author: ...*hangs up*

Eriza: When? How can you speak Japanese...?!?

Reira: Anime...

Reetee: solves everything.

Eriza: another anime fan...

Eta: Yeah. Are you one?

Eriza: Eh, kinda...

Eta: same...

Reira: we should end this here...

Reetee: aw, okay...

Eriza: yeah...

Eta: *nods*

Kai: Okay...Hope you enjoyed...Bye bye my lovelies!!

A/N
I decided to make these a bit shorter -.-" New character Reetee, she got her nickname, well I just changed around her nickname a bit and stuff...the title had almost nothing to do with what happened...lol

Hope you enjoyed this update and look out for future updates.
-M£M (Kai)

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