A/N
I am sorry for not updating in forever! I have been doing a ton of things and I apologize...
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???: Are you going to introduce me?
Kai: But no one is here...?
???: *sighs* Why do I have to do everything...
Kai: That's not true...
???: Hello, everyone. My name is Gwendolyn. I am Eta's pet bunny.
Kai: Well, she is also known as Eta's true self. A white, fluffy murderous bunny with red eyes. And claims to turn into a dinosaur at night. Just don't ask...
Gwendolyn: Rude
Kai: Now can I have my knife back so I can stab someone because Felicity thinks she can make everyone think she is nice but she is just a *****.
Gwendolyn: Please don't curse...
Kai: I am your senior, I can curse all I want, mother-
Eta: *appears* Kai, stop.
Kai: Yay, someone wuvs me! *tacklehugs Eta*
Eta: *falls over* Ow, Kai...
Gwendolyn: Nobody find it odd.
Kai: ....
Eta: ...
Kai: *starts sobbing* Kaneki left meeeeeeeeee............
Eta: ...Well can't be helped then...
Kai: *starts blowing up buildings*
Reira: *elsewhere* I am so sorry world........
Eriza: *elsewhere* Reira, it is all your fault....
Kai: *starts interrogating random old ladies* Oh yeah, according to a preschooler, I am an old lady...TT.TT
Eta: What...
Gwendolyn: Oh dear...
Kai: Oh, and Reira is as insane as Eriza and I. When there was a new AoT chapter, despite the fact that her WiFi was down, she used her data and ran around her room screaming before she read it...
Eta: I bet you do the same thing with Tokyo Ghoul......
Kai: Actually, no. When there is a new one, I get happy and then when I finish it and there aren't any more chapters, I rage and am tempted to smash my phone, just like when it tells me to reload the page in the middle of an episode.
Eta: O.o
Kai: *starts planting dynamite everywhere* Kaneki, Kaneki! Where are you? Come out, come out wherever you are! *laughs creepily*
Gwennie: Kai....
Eta: Let's go to the movies instead...Minions just came out recently, how about we see that...
Kai: *pauses* Movie? Oh, okay...Gwennie, you come with us!
Gwendolyn: Hai -.-"
???: Taking Kai and Gwendolyn, but not me? Tsk, how rude, Eta.
Eta: Wait, how did you get here!?
???: Snakes have their ways...
Reira: Ah, we should end this now...
Eriza: Yeah...Okay, bye lovelies!
A/N
This will be at least a three parter...sorry once again for not updating anything in forever....New character once again...sigh...Well, I am actually going to go see Minions with the real 'Eta' in a few hours...As I have stated earlier this is based off things that happened recently in my real life and text convos and old weird things from my past.
Well, hope you enjoyed this update and look out for future updates....
-MLM (Kai)
PS: I had to change keyboards on my phone...my LG one wasn't working...
-----July 18, 2015-----
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Kai and the insane adventures of the three musketeers
AléatoireKai, Reira, and Eriza go off on an adventure. aka me and two of my rl friends. most will be based off of text convos. Random weird insane yes. as well as my other rl friends and maybe online ones random ocs may pop up here and there.
