after putting on my size 3 running shoes i strutted up to my front door, seductively placing my house key inside the hole 🫢
as i made my way down to the elevator i was met with a ghost of my past
IT WAS THE GRINCH...
i bumped into his like green fur, accidentally dropping my stanley cup,"watch where your going fatty" he says whilst picking my stanley up for me, i can't help but stare and his perfectly rounded ass.
eventually his eyes meet mine a gasp is let out revealing his piss yellow stained teeth.
~pause for an awkward moment of silence~
....
~still pausing~
you see, me and the grinch one shared a cold christmas night with eachother filled with a lot of BDSM.
after a while i get sick of pausing for dramatic affect, i decided it was time for me to leave and start my day .
without saying goodbye i skidadle, once again waddling off like i did this morning.
