i woke up bright and early at the ripe time of 17:38 to the sound of my alarm clock blaring the lyrics to my favourite song...
"All along it was a fever
A cold sweat, hot headed believer
I threw my hands in the air, and said, "Show me something"
He said, "If you dare, come a little closer"
'Round and around and around and around we go
Oh, now tell me now, tell me now, tell me now you know
Not really sure how to feel about it
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you
It takes me all the way
I want you to stay
It's not much of a life you're living
It's not just something you take, it's given
Round and around and around and around we go
Oh, now tell me now, tell me now, tell me now you know
Not really sure how to feel about it
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you
It takes me all the way
And I want you to stay
Ooh, the reason I hold on
Ooh, 'cause I need this hole gone
Well, funny you're the broken one
But I'm the only one who needed saving
'Cause when you never see the light
It's hard to know which one of us is caving
Not really sure how to feel about it
Something in the way you move
Makes me feel like I can't live without you
It takes me all the way
I want you to stay
Stay
I want you to stay
Ooh"
the sweet sound of Rhiannas unreal vocals sent a shiver down my abnormally short spine.
the time was now 17:41,
i decided it was now an appropriate time for me to get out of my bed and start the day 6 hours late.
as i waddled out of my king sized bed (emphasis on KING) i tripped on my dollar bills that i had received from yesterday at my night job (the strip club)
as i thought about my current riches, an idea sprang to my mind...
