❛❛ 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃 ❜❜ ʀᴜɪ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x ᴊᴊᴋ

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𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆𝘀.
❛ ━━━━━━･❪ 🪭 ❫ ･━━━━━━ ❜

[Name]*pointing to shoulder*: by the way this is kiki.

Nobara: is that a spider...?

Yuji: is that your pet?

❛ ━━━━━━･❪ 🪭 ❫ ･━━━━━━ ❜

Gojo: do I need to take away your kiki privileges?

[Name]:if you do I will personally see to it that you go bankrupt.

Gojo:....

❛ ━━━━━━･❪ 🪭 ❫ ･━━━━━━ ❜

[Name]: have you ever commanded someone to shit themselves?

Toge: shake

❛ ━━━━━━･❪ 🪭 ❫ ･━━━━━━ ❜

Todo: yknow [Name] we're kind similar

[Name]: you tried to punch me then professed your love to me.

❛ ━━━━━━･❪ 🪭 ❫ ･━━━━━━ ❜

Gojo: what's your dream date?

Megumi: a petting zoo

Nobara: a shopping spree!

Yuji: movies and dinner!

Maki: training then just relaxing with a book or show.

Toge: 'sᥒᥱᥲkіᥒg ᥆ᥙ𝗍 𝗍һᥱᥒ ȷᥙs𝗍 ᥕᥲᥣkіᥒg ᥲr᥆ᥙᥒძ ᥲ𝗍 ᥒіgһ𝗍 mᥲᥡᑲᥱ gᥱ𝗍 s᥆mᥱ 𝖿᥆᥆ძ's

[Name]: staying in my room and talking were it's only the two of us just basking in each other's company.

Everyone (minus [Name]) : noted

❛ ━━━━━━･❪ 🪭 ❫ ･━━━━━━ ❜

Megumi:I told you not to follow me

[Name]:in a shocking turn of events I ignored you.

❛ ━━━━━━･❪ 🪭 ❫ ･━━━━━━ ❜

Random: fly high toji be as free as a bird

[Name]: little do they know that hoe ain't going know were high🙏

❛ ━━━━━━･❪ 🪭 ❫ ･━━━━━━ ❜

Yuji: pop quiz! What am I going to get?

Sukuna: on my fucking nerves

[Name]:latitude -80.34874 longitude 154.99701

❛ ━━━━━━･❪ 🪭 ❫ ･━━━━━━ ❜

[Name]: i think I'm being stalked again

Gojo:again?!?!

[Name]: they keep confessing their love for me

Gojo: that Narrows it down to everyone on the planet earth.

❛ ━━━━━━･❪ 🪭 ❫ ･━━━━━━ ❜

[Name]: people who use big words without knowing the meaning of the word irritate me.

Yuji: I photosynthesize with this

❛ ━━━━━━･❪ 🪭 ❫ ･━━━━━━ ❜

[Name]: people like you should never be allowed to join the jujutsu society. You didn't even know the horrors of death and regret we go through.