Piper: mom?
Aphrodite: yes dear?
Piper: I need help
Aphrodite: what?
Piper: I got my pet bush stuck in my hair
Aphrodite: why do u have a pet bush?!
Piper: stupid auto correct! i meant I have a brush stuck in my hair!
Aphrodite: phew! i thought u had a pet bush
Piper: not even a loser would be enough of a loser to have a pet bush!
