Don't think I'm crazy, but since Yucko's been pissing me off, I decided to get a divorce and move on. However, ever since I did that, I've been noticing that my friend Elton John is actually pretty handsome. So, after I ate lunch, I called him up.
"Hi, this is Elton John," he answered in his cute voice. Erm, his totally normal voice I mean.
"Hey, it's me, John."
"Oh! Hi, John! How's life since you split up with Yoko?"
"Eh, not too bad. But I've noticed that I'm falling in love again."
"With who?"
"Um, uh," Christ! Speak up you git! Why couldn't I spit it out?
"Is everything okay, Johnny? You can tell me."
Johnny. He literally just called me Johnny. Wtf. Does he love me too? I guess I'll find out...
"Well, if you really wanna know, I'm in love with you."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, I know. I'm pretty messed up," I replied. I'm not dumb, Elton probably thinks I'm a messed up gay guy now, and I know I've lost him now. Or did I?
"No, you're not. I was hoping you'd say that cause, actually, I love you too."
No kidding. This is great!
"Well, how about a date?"
"Alright!"
Needless to say, we had a wonderful time, and now I know that I could never ever live without him. So, two months later, we decided to get married. (Yes, I now that's fast, but why wait? Does love hold a stopwatch or something?)
Next Year
Now I'm offically happy and married. What could be better?
