All of You

Chapter 5: A Perplexing Puzzle

~Ramshackle~

Y/n: "Uh, you want me to stay... here?"

Crowley: "Isn't it delightful? Right, scoot inside now. There you go."

Crowley: "This should keep the elements at bay for the time being. Now, I should return to my research. Do try to find some way to busy yourself. But don't let me catch you wandering the campus! Ta!"

Y/n: "I don't even see a clean place to sit."

Grim: "GWAH! It's pouring out there!"

Y/n: "Wahh."

Grim: "Bwahaha! That look on your face is priceless! Like a bat that got blasted by a water gun. As if I wouldn't just sneak back onto campus the second I escaped pryin' eyes. You all got no idea what I'm capable of! I ain't givin' up on goin' here just 'cause I got kicked out one measly ol' time. And if you think otherwise, you don't know Grim!"

Y/n: "Guards! Guaaaaaards!"

Grim: "Hey! No! Bad human! BAD HUMAN! Ain't you gonna ask what I'm doin' here? That's what you people do, right? Talk about feeling and stuff? Just what kinda human are ya, anyway? It wouldn't kill ya to listen to me! Right?! I was born to do this! I'm a magical prodigy who's got the makin's to become one of the greatest mages who ever lived! So I've been waitin' and waitin' for that black carriage to come for me. And yet... Hrmph! That Dark Mirror's got no eye for talent! That's why I took the initiative and came here myself. You humans don't understand what a mistake you're makin'! Not lettin' me in is a great loss to the world! Mrrao! C'mon, scoot over! I'm getting dripped on here! Bwah! Another hole in the roof! These flamin' ears are like my trademark, y'know? I can't let 'em get doused!"

Y/n: "What?"

Y/n covers the holes with her obi.

Y/n: "That should hold for now."

Grim: "I thought you couldn't do magic."

Y/n: "I think I just heard something?! HUHH?!"

Ghost C: "Yee hee hee... Bwa ha ha ha ha ha. We haven't had visitors in ages! Oh, I'm just itchin' for new friends! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Grim: "AAAAAH! GHOSTS! GHOOOOOOSTS!"

Ghost B: "All the people who used ta live here got scared of us and ran away."

Ghost C: "We just want a new ghost to play with! What do you say, buddy?"

Y/n whines.

Grim: "*Shiver* "Eeeeep! I'm a master sorcerer! I ain't afraid of any dumb ghosts! Myahaaa!"

Ghost A: "Nuh-uh. Not even close."

Ghost C: "Over here! Over here! Ah ha ha ha!"

Grim: "Argh! They keep disappearing and reappearing!"

Y/n: "You can't aim with your eyes closed!"

Grim: "Shaddup! I don't need any lip from you, human!"

Y/n: "Maybe the headmage will let you enroll if you get rid of them?"

  Grim: "Myah...?! Hmph... I'm Grim, Master Sorcerer! How come I can't even hit one of these little-"

Ghosts: "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Grim: "Hrmph! Ganging up on us... Yer a buncha cowards!"

Y/n: "M-maybe I can help?"

Grim: "Myaaaah... You, human! You tell me which way the ghosts are!"

Y/n: "To your left!"

Ghost A: "Aaaaah! It buuuurns!"

Grim: "Ha, got one! Keep it up, just like that... And let's clear out the whole lot of 'em!"

Grim: "Phoo! Phoo! Myah-yah-yah! PHOOOOO!"

Ghost B: "Missed by a country mile. Heh heh heh!

Grim: "RRRGH! Hey, human! You gotta be more clear with your directions! I can't hear you!"

Ghost C: "OoOOoh, secret talk? I want it, c'mooon!"

Grim: "MYAAAH! NO! You stay way, WAY back!"

~Phase 1~

Grim: "Now THAT'S more like it! I knew I was a total whiz with magic! The great Grim can handle more than a few ghosts without some human's help! MYAHAHAHA!"

Ghost B: "Pfft! Hahahaha!"

Grim: "MYAH?! HUMAN! You gotta tell me if you see a ghost's about ready to spook me!"

~Phase 2~

Grim: "PHOO! PHOOOOO!"

Ghost C: "Yeowch!"

Ghost A: "That burns!

Grim: "Nice! That actually worked! Hey, human! What should I do next? Give 'em the works? Heh! Can do! Myaaah... Eat THIS!"