Male Reader x Hazbin Hotel

Masquerade

[The episode opens with Y/N laying on a bed decorated with an assortment of red hearts and black accents. He yawns and turns to his left, seeing Velvette sleeping peacefully. He lightly shakes her and she wakes up, reluctantly]

Y/N: Morning sleepy head~

Velvette: Fuck I love the way your voice sounds when you wake up~

Y/N: That might be a reason as to why I always wake up before you~

Velvette: Maybe.

[Y/N gets up and out of bed, he leans down and picks up Velvette bridal style.]

Velvette: Huh!? Hey! I can walk!

Y/N: Do you want to try after what happened last night?

[Velvette looks at him with a pouty face before sighing and nuzzling closer to him]

Velvette: Whatever.

Y/N: I'll make sure the other two don't bother you so you can ready yourself for work~

[Y/N carries her into the bathroom and closes the door on the camera, a light shuffling is heard as Velvette yelps]

Velvette(muffled): Hey, I'm still sensitive arsehole!

[The scene changes to Angel Dust waking up in a dimly lit room, tied up to a chair. He tries to budge free, but fails. His captor paces around him.]

Captor: Finally awake, Angel Dust.

[Angel glowers, but eventually regains his confident smile.]

Angel Dust: Yeah, and what's it to ya?

[Captor holds a knife against Angel's face.]

Captor: I want you to tell me where your boss stashes his vault.

Angel Dust: [laughs, unbothered] It's hilarious you think I'd tell you anything.

[The captor grabs Angel off the ground by the neck.]

Captor: Fine. I guess I'll just have to fuck the information outta ya.

Angel Dust: [Stares defiantly] Do your worst. [Breaks into a seductive smile.] Daddy.

[The captor rips his shirt open and engages in sexual intercourse with Angel, revealing this is a porn film played on the hotel's TV.]

Angel Dust: [On TV.] ...Ohhhh, yeahhh, baby!

[Cuts to Sir Pentious and Charlie watching creeped out, Vaggie annoyed, and Niffty rather interested.]

Angel Dust: You know, this performance won me a 'Sex-x-xi' award!

Charlie: It's, uh... very... honest?... Oh. [She turns away, nauseous. She tries to shield her eyes with her right hand.]

Vaggie: Ew!

[Charlie peeks from her fingers back at the TV screen, before turning her head away to avoid watching, with her hand covering her mouth this time.]

Angel Dust: [On TV.] Oh, harder, Daddy!

Vaggie: Okay! Enough of that.

[Vaggie tries to help Charlie by covering the side of her face with her own hand so she doesn't have to see the TV screen. She turns her head to Angel Dust with a disapproving and unamused stare.]

Vaggie: Angel, what the fuck?

Angel Dust: What?! You said was "Show n' Tell" day. I'm showin' you my best film, and I'm tellin' you that it scored me a win over that bitch, Tiffany Titfucker.

[Husk is seen cleaning and wiping a wine glass, Y/N then walks in and sits at the bar.]

Husk: Ya know, not a very convincing interrogation scene.