The Guy BFF

Chapter 10

Happy Fourth of July !!

Reason #10 : They'll start learning girl stuff just to understand you better and make you happy ! 

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"Ouch ! Hashtag Meanie much ?!" Said Sophia.

" Hashtag hate you Aaron !" Said Emily.

" Mom ! Stop teaching Emily to talk in hashtags ! That's soo hashtag irritating ! Hashtag Prepare breakfast ! Hashtag hungry a f ! " Said Aaron.

" Okay ! Aaron ! But ! One last time ! Hashtag one dollar in the swear jar !" Said Sophia and she walked away .

Aaron uggh-ed and Emily began to do her #VictoryDance !

Sophia left to make some sandwiches for Aaron while Aaron helped Emily to settle her books and a few stuff.

They went to his room and Emily layed on the bed with a huge fat book of organic chemistry and Aaron stood starring at her.

" Whatcha lookin' at ?" Asked Emily.

" I'm thinking how a person can read such a fat book ! I mean how can you even have the thought of buying it ??" He asked.

" You better have the same thoughts Mister or else you're gonna be the anorexic homeless dropout beggar! For the rest of your life !" Said Sophia who was holding a plateful of sandwiches and two glasses of Mango Juice.

" Hashtag LOL !" Shouted Emily as she threw her head back and laughed like a little kid.

" Uggh! Mooommm !! Why don't you have office today? Go on a date with some guy! Go to shopping! Go to your friend's place Or go to Disney World or get lost in this big fat world!!" Uggh-ed and groaned Aaron.

" Not happening !" She said and winked at Emily.

" Hashtag Kill Me Now !" Said Aaron and sat on his table with the plate of sandwiches and a book of optics in front of him.

Sophia left , asking them to study well .

Neither of them talked for three hours as decided.

Both of then studied with full concentration and dedication.

After the alarm rang , which signaled the end of the third hour , both of the. Shut their huge fat books at once.

" These were the longest two hours of my friggin ' life !" Said Aaron.

" Organic Chemistry sucks dude ! I wish I could hang those mofo chemists !" Exaggerated Emily.

Both of them went down , to the hall , they couldn't find Sophia there.

When Aaron called out for her , they got to know that she was getting ready for a date.

"Please don't tell me , mom's using tinder. " Aaron shrugged.

" I don't think so , she's not tinder types." Emily said landing on the couch , placing the pillow on her lap.

" Mom !! Who's the guy ??" Asked Aaron.

" He's my boss , Eugene Cameroon." Said Sophia.

" Is he hot ? " asked Emily.

" Are you talking about me ?" Asked an anonymous voice which came from the backyard.

A tall , handsome man , with a very perfect jawline , grey eyes and brown ruffled hair.

" He is freaking H-A-N-D-S-O-M-E " Emily spelled out .

" Thank you. " he said.

" Wait ! What are you doing in the backyard ?? " Asked Emily.

" Trying to sneak out your mom for a date. " Said Eugene Cameroon.

" Wait ! She's not her daughter !! I'm her son ! And you're not sneaking out anywhere until I'm finished with the interrogation. " Said Aaron in an authoritative way.

" Aaron !! You're grounded for the rest of the day !" Said Sophia who came out wearing a peach dress.

She looked magical. Her brown hair done in a fishtail , red lips that went perfect with the plan and nude pumps that made her as tall as Eugene.

" No Soph ! It's fine. Where do we have this convo Mr. Aaron ??" Asked Eugene.

" In my den Mr. Eugene. And Em ! Come with me. " Said a serious Aaron.

All of them made way to Aaron's room leaving Sophia in the hall all alone.

" Look Mr. Eugene. My mom doesn't actually have a good taste in men and I'm a result of that ! You seem a really nice person according to my intuition and if my intuition is proved wrong by you , I'll file a lawsuit against you. " Said a very firm Aaron.

" You can't actually file a lawsuit against him." Said Emily.

" I know. And you're not helping. " Said Aaron.

" Okay. How much do you earn in a month ??" Asked Emily , trying to make an effort to help Aaron.

" Enough to buy the entire lane of row houses ." He said smiling at them.

Aaron's jaw dropped to the floor.

"You've know my mom since when ??" Asked Emily.

" She's not your mom right?" Asked Eugene.

" Answer the question. " Said Aaron.

" Since High school. " he said .

" What ?????" Asked an astonished Emily.