*3rd pov*
Y/n and the crew are currently driving their gray van along the street as it was playing loud music.
Y/n:I love this song!
He then starts poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio*
Y/n:♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to y/n, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Mixxie covers her somehow non-existing ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.
Y/n:♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare… ♫
They drive into an old, crowded parking lot.
Y/n:♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space before y/n could park in it.
Y/n:Oh, shit! Fu-
Y/n slams onto the brakes, and the van skids to a stop. Y/n turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCK-4-LIFE."
Y/n:Oh, you "suck for life”, do ya?!
Y/n pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.
Y/n:Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!
The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Y/n lowers the megaphone, shocked upon seeing who it was.
Y/n:Oh, shit! Verosika!
Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.
Verosika:Y/n
Y/n:I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because I believe the nearest ocean is…
Y/n falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up and pointing down.
Y/n:…three Rings DOWN!
Verosika:And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts.
Y/n:Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!
Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically before she speaks.
Verosika:They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups.
Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.
Verosika:So, your sister says "Hi”.
Y/n angrily steps in front of Verosika.
Y/n:Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!
Verosika:Actually, prick. It has my name on it.
Verosika points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.
Verosika:I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building...
Loona watches from the van as she sees Verosika.
Loona:No way…
Verosika:...and they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break.
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Our Helluva Boss~
FanfictionA yandere Helluva boss girls x male blitzo reader Imagine all the wacky stuff that happens in the show, but with a little bit of a twist. 1:You take Blitzo's place, and 2:You have a bunch of very, VRRY, thirsty girls who are obsessed with you with t...
