Our Helluva Boss~

We made it to the 20k mark!

*You see the all too familiar purple figure appear from the shadows. This time, you can see the biggest smile on his face, and this time, you're confident that it's not for nefarious reasons*

Why hello there, old sport. I'm back from Vegas

*The figure clearly couldn't get rid of that smile of his or his excitment*

We did it, old sport........we made it to 20k

*You can see tears building up in his eyes......at least you assume that it's tears*

I figured it would take months at best to get it here, but here we are. You got me here in a week

You're awesome, I'm proud of you. Thank you for doing all this for me

*The figure wipes away the tears? away*

I must admit, out of all of my books, I didn't think this book would get the most support.
If I'm going to be honest, I literally made this book for shits and giggles, sportsy. I was like, "Hey, wouldn't it be funny and interesting to make the Helluva boss girls a bunch of crazy yanderes. While I'm at it, let me put the reader in blitzo's place because Y not lol"

*The figure laughs in joy*

But, y'know what? I'm not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth. I'm just gonna be to be thankful for all of your sport.

*The figure pulls out a remote with two buttons*

I think I know the best way to celebrate this moment

*The figure then presses the first button, and a bunch of cold drinks, both alcohol and nonalcoholic, come from all over the area*

But that's not all

*The figure then pushes the second button, and suddenly, a bunch of trucks burst through the walls and open their doors to reveal a bunch of Kabobs*

I didn't forget about the kabobs this time. Are you proud of me, old sport?

*The figure then throws away the remote*

Enjoy yourself. This is all for you, old sport.

If you've read the other milestone chapters, then you know what options are available to you

Once last thing, old sport

*The figure then looks at you dead in the eyes*

This time.....I'm not going anywhere this time. Vegas isn't going anywhere anytime soon, so I'm not gonna leave this time

I guess I should tell ya if you don't know yet. My name is Dave Miller, or if you want, you can call me by these other names:Eggplant man, purple guy, Davey Gravy, kiddie strangler, or if you're feeling extra cute, babe

With that out of the way, I'm gonna party with you old sports this time. So, let's party!

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*While partying, you come across a strange looking small box that doesn't seem to havs a lock on it. Curious, you opened the box and were immediately bombarded with voices coming out of the box*

"-bastard of that-"

"You can't push me away forever"

"Nice girls get sloppy seconds"

"It's either them or the love of your life"

"This has been a long time coming"

*And then the voices disappeared. You can't tell who's voice it is or what's it even talking about, or what's it about.

Where did this box come from?

Does it belong to Dave?

Most importantly

What does it mean?*