I Ate Seungmin's Ass
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yucky sunshine
anyway, endearment
lust
care
compassion
desire
unselfishness
goodwill
love affair platonically
brotherliness
philanthropy
fish
microphone
smarties
sharpener
paper
scissors
bear
tape
toothpick
robot made out of paper
chair
cookies
shirt
wooden chair
plant
noodles
phone
daring love
...
that one big red thing on the right side of my
chest and i always forget it is
seungmin
okay im done here
you're just saying random words at this rate
have an absolutely horrible night.
Thank you and please.
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yucky sunshine
GUYS GET UP.
THIS IS URGENT.
LIKE VERY VERY URGENT
OH MY GODO HMY GODM
OYH MY GODD GOD GOD FREAK WEDFJK
pity squirrel
WHAT
ARE YOU OKAY?
DO YOU NEED THE POPO?
ITS OK.
DID SOMETHGIN AAPEPN?
yucky sunshine
CHANGBIN
CHANGBIN
CANGNBING
CHANGBINBINBIN
CHANG. BIN.
SEO. CHANG. BIN.
seungmin
what the actual fuck.
i was actually about to sleep for the
first time, you know.
so what do you want from me
pity squirrel
too bad!! anyways
What ABOUT Seo Changbin. 🤮
your stupid little stalker...........
he called me a chunky cheek.......
ITS MEAN!
i hate him.
he gets more attention from you then we do.
ITS NO FAIR.
seungmin
you used the wrong than, you squirrel.
and also anyways isnt an actual word
you say "anyway" instead of anyways
and actually, i think it is fair that changbin gets more attention
from sunshine because
changbins his unofficial boyfriend
yucky sunshine
HE ASKED MEEGFJK
OH YM GOFD
HELP EM A
pity squirrel
HE ASKED YOU WHAT?
TO FUCK? OH MY GOD.
TO DIE? OH MY GOD.
TO..
STOP IT NOW.
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR
DOING TO YOUR LIFE.
STOP IT!
seungmin
FUCKING CHILL.
I CANNOT WITH YOU GUYS SOMETIMES
god.
yucky sunshine
I CANT EVEN TET OXOTI MG
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SDJKS:":so IEWJJKJKFJKSJK
SFSKJJKSDFKJFSKJFSD
IM OVER THE FUCKING MOON
WIDFGJDEKLPG FJFDSLAEOFTGIHFK OJLMD,SD
HEJKL PME AIJOSDK
SDWEJEFDSJKF
IOSJFGDRITEUWI EOWIJGKFIO JKFIOJGE E
IM GONNA
OWIHFSDLK OHWEJG WIEJOGHKN
a loud existence
oh?
yucky sunshine
who invited changbin here to our top-secret group chat.
you fucking burnt brownies.
speak up. now.
i have both of your guys addresses. remember that.
seungmin
Han Jisung.
pity squirrel
Kim Seungmin.
seungmin
...
pity squirrel
...
a loud existence
okay bye you ass awkward people
AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
a loud existence has left the group.
seungmin
uhm! actually, im just gonna head out
i just remembered I have chicks to hit up
yucky sunshine
SEUNGMIN WITH CHICKS?
NO WAY.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE
I THOUGHT YOU HATED LOVE
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scary hyung
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seungmin
hey hyung
scary wolf
hm?
im a bit busy right now.
but what do you need?
seungmin
you remember that one boy
in my calculus class, right?
the one friends with like your entire friend circle
scary wolf
..yeah..
seungmin
WELL I STILL HAVENT GOTTEN HIS
NUMBER FROM YOU
scary wolf
IM NOT GIVING AWAY HIS PRECIOUS NUMBER,
KIM SEUNGMIN.
seungmin
GIVE ME HIS NUMBER, JACKASS.
scary wolf
HEY. HEY. HEY. KEEP YOUR LANGUAGE
IN CHECK. NO.
seungmin
but
im gonna be dying alone during the summer
because i'll have no one
scary wolf
youre fine, seungmin. you have friends.
seungmin
no i dont im lonely, hyung
scary wolf
what do you call felix, jisung, me, and minho?
are we nothing to you? is that what youre saying?
seungmin
people who started talking to me without my consent
scary wolf
wow okay.
i see how it is.
youre on your own.
i have my own problems to deal with.
im not your father anymore.
blocked.
seungmin
WHAT
failed to send.
YOU ARE READING
I love you. { + SEUNGJIN + }
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