Percy Jackson and the gaming system

Chapter 7 (I make Ares cry like a little bitch/ I start world war 3)

When we were walking it just became awkward silence after a while. So me being the master mind I am I decided to break the ice.

Percy: Guess what I'm just now realizing?

Luke: What Percy?

Percy: That I hate this quest.

Annabeth: Percy we've barely been gone two days.

Luke: Still doesn't make it not suck.

Percy: See even Luke agrees, and he's a sadist.

Luke: Wait what?

Annabeth: Yea you are Luke, you love to fight.

Luke: Yea doesn't mean I'm a sadist.

Percy: You're also a masochist.

Luke: How?

Percy: When we were sparing the other day when I hit you you moaned and said " just like that Percy swing your hips".

Annabeth: Also, When are you guys gonna fuck?

Luke: What do you mean?

Annabeth: You guys have so much sexual tension.

Luke: One thing. If I had to fuck a guy it would be Percy.

Percy: You to dude you to.

Luke: Me and Percy having sexual tension, what about you and him?

Percy: What do you mean? I asked a little bit red.

Luke: Percy you flirt with Annabeth so much that the Aphrodite kids Literally started a cult to get you guys together.

Percy: Wait what?

Annabeth: Luke that's two things.

Percy: Are you not going to say anything about that?

Annabeth: Percy that's common knowledge.

Percy: How about we go back to silence?

After while of walking we saw some train tracks.

Luke: I wish we had some money so that way we could get a train.

I smiled

Percy: I got you guys

Then distinctively I took 200 dollars out of my inventory. I flashed it.

Percy: Just relax your pretty little faces and let me take care of it.

Luke: Woah.

Annabeth: Percy that is a lot of money.

Luke: Well don't hold out. Tell us how you got that amount of money.

Percy: Lets just say that wasn't the first time I've robed a monster.

We were on that train for two days. Of course my quests didn't stop but got more troublesome it enhanced again. But I learned that Annabeth has a shitty relationship with her father and that she likes architecture. So now we are going to the gateway arch

Percy: Oh my gods Annabeth this is so boring.

Annabeth: Shut up Percy

Then I saw a fat woman carrying a Chihuahua.

Percy: That's weird I thought they didn't allow animals in here

Annabeth: Yeah you're right Percy.

observe

Echidna mother of monsters lvl 38

HEALTH 750/750

MANA 900/900