Lost in your eyes {DabiDeku}

☾TWENTY NINE☽

A/N: Have this long chapter as an apology for the slow updates😣

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"Izuku what the actual fuck is that?" Touya made a face.

Izuku stopped cutting and turned to him, "It's a century egg, I heard it has good health benefits so I decided to try it,"

"No,"

Izuku looked confused, "No what?"

"You are not eating that shit, it looks like it fell out my granddad's ass," Touya said dryly.

"Bu-"

"No,"

"Just a li-"

"Absolutely the fuck not," Touya grabbed the cutting board, dumped the eggs back in the contain, and put it in the fridge.

"Thank you, I almost hit him when he pulled that out," Mitsuki walking past them.

Izuku's jaw dropped, "So y'all just gonna starve me? That was my snac-"

Touya shoved a piece of celery in his mouth, "Go play with the kids or something,"

Izuku glared at him as he ate the celery, "So you just-"

"Go play Izuku," Touya shooed him away.

Izuku stomped away like a kid, "Long leg, wide neck, backward foot goat. You weren't even the one eating it," he grumbled to himself.

"I heard that,"

"Good!"

Touya grinned, "Don't ask me to carry you later,"

"Eat my ass!"

"Yes dear," Touya snorted.

"You're not even married yet," Mitsuki shook her head.

Touya sighed, "Being a wife is so hard,"

"Good luck," Masaru patted his back.

Izuku walked back into the kitchen with a little pout, "I'm sorry for calling you a goat,"

"So my neck still wide?" Touya raised a brow.

Izuku looked to the side, "Well it ain't narrow," he mumbled.

"Wow," Touya frowned and turned to leave.

"Wait! Wait! I'm just kidding!" Touya laughed at him and bent down to kiss him.

"Shoto if you don't get off my back,"

Izuku rushed to the entryway and Touya followed after him.

"Izuku would have carried me all the way inside,"

"Well, I'm not him, get yo fat ass off me," Natsuo sucked his teeth.

Shoto gasped and hopped down, "I KNOW you not talking, you built like you got eight kids and work in a coal mine. Huffing and puffing all throughout the house "Little pig little pig let me in" face ass. And didn't you fall down the stairs yesterday? "Help I've fallen and I can't get up" big body ass, don't come for me like you not built like a ford f150,"

(No cuz why Sho eat him up this bad🤭)

"Well damn,"

Natsuo stood there, jaw on the floor while Touya laughed obnoxiously, "Now me personally, I wouldn't have let that slide. How you let the cinnamon stick off the apple jacks box do you like that,"

"And how many times did you drop the soap in jail Mr. Fruity in the booty?" Shoto looked him up and down.

"Boy-" Touya narrowed his eyes.