Kayla: Ollie!
Kayla: OLLIE!
Kayla: OLLIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *walks into the room where Ollie is*
Kayla: Are you mewing at a frog?
Ollie:
Gilly: Why is there blood everywhere?!
Jack: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Gilly:
Jack:
Gilly: SO YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!
Jack: No, I agressively poked someone with a knife.
Jocelyn: It may have been the most handsome person in our crew...
Gilly: JAX?!
Jax: Ha! You think I'm handsome!
Gilly: No I don't! And why aren't you in the infirmary?
Jax: It was a prank...
Jack: It was?
Jax: I have a bad feeling about this.
Ollie: What do you mean?
Jax: Don't you get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is gonna go wrong?
Ollie:
Ollie: No.
Jax: That explains so much.
Gilly: I'm the smartest, wisest person in this group.
Maxine: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?
Gilly: I paid for my Snickers, I'm getting my Snickers.
Kayla: Why is Jax's bed on fire?
Gilly: Because he's hot.
Kayla: What?
Gilly: BECAUSE HE FOUGHT.
Kayla: With who?!
Gilly: I don't know, I made that up.
Kayla: You know what, nevermind.
Gilly: Wanna see something funny?
Jocelyn: I have nothing better to do.
Gilly: Shout
Jocelyn: *shouts* (nothing happens)
Gilly: *shouts*
Maxine and Jax: *come running into the room* WHAT HAPPENED? ARE YOU OKAY?
Jax & Gilly's Future Child: I'll be up late, I have homework.
Jax: You're in preschool.
Child: I have to colour this whole picture.
Jax:
Gilly: I'll put on some coffee.
Jocelyn: In light of what you did today, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds.
AG: 45 SECONDS?!
Jocelyn: NO! 4-5 SECONDS!
Hayley: Be nice!
Jocelyn: I am being nice!
Hayley: You threatened them with a knife.
Jocelyn: Yeah, but I didn't stab them!
Gilly: When I get murdered, make sure my case stays unsolved.
Maxine: WHAT?!
Gilly: I want to be on Buzzfeed "Unsolved"
Maxine: Let's go back to the "When I get murdered" part...
AG: Wanna come over? Nobody's home.
Ollie: I'll be there in a few minutes.
Ollie: I'm here, where are you?
AG: I told you nobody's home.
Ollie:
Jax: Why is that tree on fire?
Hayley: Gilly and Ollie had this idea-
Jax: Got it.
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The Jilly Archive
FanfictionWARNING: IF YOU FIND THIS BOOK ON ANY OTHER WEBSITE IT HAS BEEN PLAGIARISED! THIS STORY IS ORIGINALLY FROM WATTPAD! A bunch of random Jilly one-shots I made up! You might find incorrect quotes too, but they'll be Jilly related. Actually, nevermind...
