... Really? Right on my bed?

... Right on my bed?

Votes and comments for this shit very appreciated, again probably very ooc and it's mostly a crack fic. Made this in the car, didn't check for spelling mistakes I might re read and correct later so I apologize for mistakes! I was also hungry for Fyosiglai.

I'll consider doing other ships with this if it gets popular. The one mainly on my mind is Sigskk. This is on ao3 published way before this by me, same user. Also, transfem Sigma is here. If you have like an issue with that then just leave 😭 hates just gonna be deleted. Thanks for reading!

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Fyodor was tired.

A long day of planning and working, he just wanted to get home and lye down with his two loving partners. Nikolai would probably try and serve him tea with some sort of drug again, a big grin on his face.

Sigma would just sigh at his antics, probably watching something on the television on their couch. It would be as peaceful as it can be with the three of them.

Fyodor opened the door, ready to be welcomed by the two again but he was greeted by silence. Strange. That never happens unless the two are out tonight, which the never mentioned anything to him about that.

Another option is if they're angry at him, but they give give him silent treatment when that happens, not completely avoid the house.

The only other time it ever happens is when....

"Ahh!~"

Oh you've got to be kidding.

Fyodor let out a sigh, dropping his keys at the door. He was far from in the mood for this. Can't Nikolai keep it in his pants for once?

This had become more frequent lately, Nikolai getting weirdly horny and pulling Sigma or attempting to pull Fyodor into it. Jesus, does he know he can do it by himself?

It's not like he makes it quick either, the clown always draws it out for hours and honestly it looks painful. Fyodor doesn't know how Sigma keeps up with it.

Fyodor could wait outside and relax on the couch until they finish, but he's not sleeping on the couch and his book is on the night stand.

So he walks over to the door to their bedroom and cracks open the door. Great, their on the bed. He was hoping Nikolai would have an unusual idea to fuck in another place or something but oh well.

He makes his way into the room, where Nikolai's eyes snap to him. "Fedya! Your finally home! Want to join the show?~"

The clown winked and continued his motions on Sigma, who looked ten times more flustered when she realized he was home. She just whined and looked away.

"No, I'd rather not." Was all Fyodor said as he walked into the bathroom

"Come on, you never do! It would be funner with threee~" Begged the man, "And Sigma is just begging for you to join, aren't you Siggy?"

Fyodor rolled his eyes and finished his business, brushing his teeth. "D-Don't wrap m- ah~... Into this!" Sigma attempted to get out, Moaning.