Alter: "What is wrong with you people?"
Stitches: "A lot!" *she's got a go pro on and a camera in her hands and is running after Red, Classic, and Blue*
Lust: "Medic and Sci tried to make a list." *sips tequila*
Alter: "Tried?"
Outer: "Apparently lots of Sans have lots of issues. They got a list in the thousands before giving up. I think they still have it somewhere..."
Alter: "What has my life become?!"
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Stitches: "Guys, this is the best edit I've ever made."
Red, Classic, Lust, Blue, Outer, and Alter: *walk over*
On screen: *a montage of crazy things from several different perspectives plays*
Red: "isn't that the shopping cart incident?"
Blue: "Which one?"
Alter: "What?"
Outer: *puts hand on Alter's shoulde* "it's best not to ask."
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Red, Classic, and Blue: *Playing Mario Cart*
Lust, Alter, and Outer: *Playing Cards*
Stitches: *walks in and pulls out camera*
....30 seconds later....
Killer: *Runs in*
Nightmare: *runs in and yeets slipper*
Killer: *knocked out by the slipper*
Nightmare: *walks over and throws Killer over shoulder, then walks out*
Alter: What in the-!"
Outer: *unfazed*
Lust: *sips cocktail*
Red, Classic, Blue: *didn't even not*
Stitches: *smug grin*
