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Alter: Why aren't any you trying to stop this?

Stitches: Why would I do that? *she looks over to him from where she's sitting filming what's happening*

Lust: I know it won't work, so why try? *Sips Cocktail*

Outer: I tried, it didn't work

Red, Classic, & Blue: *Laughing Maniacally has they torment a Frisk and make many puns*

Alter: Y'know what? I think I'm going to go lie down somewhere.

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Nightmare: Have any of you seen my idiotic kids?

Alter: What?

Stitches: *quiet laughter*

Nightmare: What did you do?

Stitches: It's not what I did, it's what they did.

Nightmare: *angrily* Tell me now or so help me-

Stitches: Okay, calm your tentacles, sheesh. Anyway, your kids were last seen stealing a boat and copious amounts of rum in pirate tale.

Nightmare: *portals away*

Alter: Is this normal?

Lust: Nothing's really normally when you're dealing with AUs, particularly the ones we hang around with. *Sips Rum*

Outer: As normal as anything else in the multiverse

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Alter: You know, I thought Nightmare and Dream and Error and Ink were enemies

Outer: They were

Alter: What happened?

Lust: Blue spiked the punch, they got drunk, and then they signed a magic peace treaty that they can't break because of magic. *Sips wine*

Alter: Wha- wait, nope, not going to question it

Outer: Exactly

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 02 ⏰

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