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After getting ready (and putting on her very refined outfit), she walked over to Amber's house so they could walk to the festival together 

She knocked on the door(using the baby shark tune ofc😍)but after no answer she opened her phone to text her

Ykimjustbetter

GIRL WHY ARE U NOT IOENING THE DOOR 👹

Unknown

Huh?

Who?

(Y/n is stupid she can't read 😞😞)

Ykimjustbetter

WDYM WHO??

ITS UR POOKIE WOOKIE BESTIE YN

Unknown

Umm I think u have the wrong number 🤪

Ykimjustbetter

WIAT WAR😨😨

IM SOS SORYRYRGRYR

Anyway I gusta mucho you 🤭

What's ur name I wanna save ur number 

Unknown

...are u a 90 yr old man who smokes and divorced three times

Ykimjustbetter

NOO WHAT

Unknown

Erm okay...

Anyway my name is roba 

Ykimjustbetter

Very cutie parotid name indeed

BUT I GTG NOW AND BOMBARD MU FRIEND ADIOS

(Bro is collecting unknown numbers like pokemon💀)

Y/n clicked out of her chats with her new friend and clicked on ambers contact

Ykimjustbetter

OPEN THE NOOR AMBER

IVE BEEN OUT HERE SINCE 1983

URTOONICE

OH , I'm so sorry!

I didn't hear you I'm coming now

As soon as she received that message , she heard someone coming down the stairs and opening the door for her

Amber gwapped at y/ns outfit for a few seconds 

"Umm..y/n not to be mean or anything ...are u going out like that"she asked catisiosly (idk how to spell it and it took so long so I gave up😍)

Y/n dramatically gasped as her beautiful e/c orbs welled up with tears...how dare she ... her closest friend , betray her so harshly

Anyway

After she spent 13 minutes and 47 seconds explaining to her why her outfit was  immaculate , they were in their way to the location 

Once they reached there ,she could make out the bright red head and his goofy looking brother.

As everyone was greeting each other y/n (as the simp she is) was "discretely" looking around for someone.when she heard someone shout behind her

"I TOLD YOU!IM LITERALLY AVERAGE HEIGHT😡😡👹🥀💔"

She looked behind her to see venti with an emo and a burgundy haired  boy

As expected of amber, she was the first one to approach them and diluc followed leaving kaeya and y/n alone

"Ya,Kaeyak"she whispered

"it's kaeya,are u illiterate , yes?"

"Why's venti kinda..."

Kaeya looked at her in confusion before saying "nah, what is this I'm calling Childe line"

"this is why u lost ur dad twice""this is why u have no friends"

"then what are you?"

"a cockroach."

"what"

"what"

After that extremely intellectual conversation , kaeya awkwardly walked over to the rest of the group with her trailing behind him

"HAIIIIIII🦆", she said waving, "im urmom and this is a rat" ,she added as she introduced herself and kaeya.

"a delight to make your acquaintance, you may call me venti and my dear friends here are named heizou and xiao", her pookie wookie dookie (venti) said slightly bowing , pointing at the people when he said their names.

"wtf is this premium English ", kaeya commented , looking him up and down.

"it took him 3 weeks to think -", before xiao finished the sentence , a loud slap was heard where heizou had hit the back of his head. "shush , let bro use his rizz" he whispered to him.

After a few moments , Amber broke the silence "um anyway let's get going"
"I WANNAGO ON THE ROLLERCOSTER",the girl in the teletubie  outfit screamed.

before diluc could say anything about her childish attitude someone that was walking by said"gurl shush no one asked".the trio they'd just met up with , decided to go to comfort her but before they turned their heads to face her again she had already jumped on the person who said that

she accidentally bit them :)
and so had been forced to sit on a bench till they convince him not to call the police.

 



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