||BestBardBoy||VENTI X FEM!READER CHATFIC

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they talked for a while, while the rest of the group was getting the apple things. As she was threatening to eat his hair because he said demon slayer was mid, she caught sight of a blonde haired girl from the corner of her eye.

Was she gonna do anything about it?

nah she was too lazy <3

After showing him 1568 pictures of giyuu and why the pretty men in it literally enhanced the whole anime (pls don't copyright me I'm so sorry) the rest of the group came back.

"OK BUT LIKE HEAR ME OUT ON THE WATER IN MOANA"it sounded like heizou's voice , that was the first thing they heard as they approached them. Both of them turned their heads around in sync , a complete look of disgust on their faces.

wtf

AND TELL ME WHY KAEYA WAS AGREEING??????

"guys , I don't think it's very appropriate to speak about this", Amber commented . Bless her soul bro y/n was bouta chew him out

"ARE U CRAY CRAY", she screamed in utter fear 

"i mean like , looks aren't everything", kaeya shrugged

"i kindly suggest that you stop uttering words from that vile mouth, ITS LITERALLY WATER",

"so..????"

As the two of them fought , xiao handed venti his glazed apple. The fight lasted so long that they were all done by the time they were both gasping for breath cause it became a physical one , except diluc he's slow af

y/n= 13 hair pulls, 2 bites, 69 scratches ,26 punches in the stomach

kaeya=10 hair pulls(L failure), 0 bites, 22 scratches, 15 kicks

(heizou counted cause he was bored)

"L bozo , imagine being like nearly 6 foot and losing to someone in a teletubie outfit", she said as she regained her structure.

"I DIDN'T LOSE TF U MEAN", he contradicted 

"sore loser much", y/n said rolling her eyes like the badass she is", 

before they could go for round 2 (AYO??) xiao stopped them. "guys , you know we haven't done anything but like deal with y/n bite someone and watch u guys fight since we got here?"

"not my problem the author is out of ideas", kaeya shrugged. 

"i will eat your knees.>:)"

...

"anyway, should we continue going" , diluc sighed completely ignoring her comment

they walked around for a bit , it was really fun if she was gonna be honest,(IM HONNA START CRYING I WAD JUST WERITINGT HIS AND MY SISTER JUST SAID THEY SHOULD MAKE GUNS IN MINECRAFT) she got to see her bbg and spend time with her friends

They were there for a few hours , soon the sun was setting and they were about to leave. As she entered Amber's car (she came with her) she saw the same blonde girl again???. But there's a bunch of blonde people on planet earth it could be some other girl , its probably nothing

After they goodbyed each other , she scrolled on her phone when she got a message

xxx-xxx-xxx

*idk bro photos of her talking with venti*

stay away from him, u don't even have a chance

you