why? : adopted by markiplier [on hiatus / undergoing editing]

Chapter 4

Bacon. Ah, the wonderful and magnificent bacon. I opened my eyes and instantly began walking downstairs. Mark was stood over a sizzling skillet. Baaaaaaaaaconnnnnnnnnn....

"Morning, bacon." I said groggily. Mark turned around and smiled at me. Bacon...

I sat down at the kitchen table. A plate sat in front of me.

Bacon.. so near.. I just.. mm....

Hopefully you can tell I really fucking love bacon.

Mark sat the bacon onto the table. I grabbed a couple pieces. The warm, rich, bacony taste filled my mouth.

"You sure do love that bacon, don't you?" Mark said, giggling like a little Japanese school girl.

I nodded and finished off both pieces. I got up and rinsed my plate. I walked back upstairs to get dressed.

Rarity t-shirt, grey and purple striped ripped leggings, combat boots, and those lyric bracelets I got yesterday.

I heard a knock on my door.

"Come in, ya big doof." I sat on my bed. Mark walked in and sat next to me.

"I was thinking, I should introduce you to everyone today. Would you like that?"

I smiled and nodded. "Come into the recording room when you're ready."

He walked out. I walked into my restroom and ran my fingers through my hair. I walked down the hall and into the recording room. Mark turned in his chair to face me and smiled. I pulled over a chair and wearily sat down.

He turned on the camera.

"Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and today, I have an announcement. I've been lonely lately, here in this broad apartment. So, I did something a bit crazy." He smiled, "c'mere" he said to me. I noisily scooted my chair over.

"Hi." I said to the camera.

"Introducing, Chloe, my adoptive daughter! Please, tell us about yourself."

"I like cheese and purple. And Marina and the Diamonds."

"Do you have a channel?" Mark asked me.

"Yeah, but you can't know the name because it'll give away my secret." I giggled.

Mark rolled his eyes. "c'mon, please?"

I sighed. "Shizcake animations. Just look it up."

"Animations, huh.. anyways, thank you so much for watching, and I will see YOU in the next video!" And we both said, "Buh-bye!" and waved to the camera.

Mark edited the video while I sat on the couch intently watching Spongebob. Because Spongebob is awesome, m8. Rekt. -noscopes everyone with a dewrito gun-

Sorry, don't know what I was getting at there. My mind is weird.

HI GUYS OMG ITS BEEN A FUCKING WHILE HUH

So, last time I checked, we have 69 lol reads and eight votes. Woah. WOAHHHHHHH.

-eeeing intensifies-

I wanna thank each and every one of you who have read this and continue to read it. Also if you actually read the authors note comment "shiz lampshade floral designs"

Bye guuuuurls and betches (game grumps reference)

~Candy