This story takes place in the fictional city known as CN City. It follows the life of Kai, the Sheriff. Join him and his friends as they deal with the many strange, dangerous and wacky oddities of the city.
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Punchline: 🎶 Looks like you could use some help from the new clown of crime herself! Check out all these reviews on Yelp. Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great! Oh, with a wave of my little hand I wap-bam-boom, alakazam. Usually, I'd get by with a sweet 'ol scam. But you I'd never play. 🎵
Kai & Punchline: Thanks, Alex!
Punchline: 🎶 Who needs a waitress, now that you've got the chef? (wow) Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte. I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref. Ice Cream fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start! 🎶
Harley: 🎶 Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Who makes you chuckle with a well timed pun? Your crime fighting partner.
Kai: That's true!
Harley: 🎶 I'm your gal, your day-to-day, your friend, your bestest on Sunday. Remember when I fixed that clog today?🎶
Deedee: I was stuck, thank you Harley!
Kai: Oh, you!
Punchline: 🎵 I only ask if we can build a strong bond. You fill the giant hole that's inside my heart. 🎶
Harley: Uh, what?
Punchline: 🎵 I care for you, just like a man I would love. 🎶
Harley: Hold on now!
Punchline: It's a little funny, I could almost call you, PUDDIN~
Harley: 🎵 They say, when you're looking for assistance, it's smart to pick the path of least resistance.
Punchline: 🎶 Others say, that in your needy hour, you can always just go get somebody better! Who just happens to also be your bud! 🎶
Harley: 🎶 Sadly, there are times when a partner is a dud. They say the one that you first choose is better. 🎶
Punchline: 🎶 What a bunch of losers! 🎶
Harley: 🎶 Can you butt out of my song? 🎶
Punchline: 🎶 Your song? I started this! 🎶
Harley: 🎶 I'm singing it, I'll finish it! 🎶
Punchline: 🎶 Oh, you tacky piece of–
Mr. Mxyzptlk: 🎶 It's me, yes it's me! I know you were all waiting for me. I'm here, what a gas. Took a while, but I'm present at last. It's me, it's me... Mxyzptlk! 🎶
Kai: Who?
THIS IS A PARODY OF YHE SONG HELL'S GREATEST DAD. THE ORIGINAL SONG BELONGS TO THE CREATOR OF HAZBIN HOTEL, VIVIENNE MEDRANO, SAM HAFT, AND ANDREW UNDERBERG.
