Warning: This song is stupid, offensive, and inappropriate. Listen at your own risk. Watch the video at your own risk.
Ya know
I've always thought that stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
So I wrote a song about it,
And it goes a little something like this
I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Let's go together and live in this world
Like a uni-brow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
I love those fat Americans
You know they're so obnoxious
They're always eating burger
They're always holding shotguns,
And I love Mexicans
The way they mow my lawn
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on
Uh uh
'Cause that's the way they role
You've got to go big like an Israeli nose
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
And they're put of control like a Chinese driver
I love the Middle East,
But how do they handle Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels?
I love Jamaicans
Yeah
They're cool,
But they're always high
So don't let em' fool ya,
And I love them Puerto Ricans
Even though they wash their a** about once a weekend
I'm just jokin'
If you didn't know then you're a little slow,
And you're probably from Poland
I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a uni-brow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
(Check it out now)
Aw yeah!
Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked a** teeth of an English dude,
And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth
(Ma ma Mia),
And how could anyone hate the French
Yeah
I know their hairy women don't shave their pits
Brazilian girls is what you want
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk
I love Africans but hold up a second
National Geographic say they're all butt-naked
Breast hanging low
What have they done with their clothes?
They disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose
Uh oh!
You're all on my checklist
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast
They're stereotypes,
And if you believe them
Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis
I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a uni-brow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep (8x)
I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world
Like a uni-brow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Yeah
I'm just playing you know I love you guys,
But seriously don't hump any sheep
Baaaaa
