Wrong Number (Ianthony)

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555-8502: hey fucktard where are you
555-8502: dude wtf why aren't you answering

Ian: uhm maybe because you're a complete stranger?

555-8205: oh
555-8205: who tf is this then

Ian: surely not your 'fucktard'
Ian: <.<

555-8205: no no it's just a joke between my friend pj and I
555-8205: i would never call someone I don't know a fucktard
555-8205: pls forgive me
555-8205: <3

Ian: fine

555-8205: :D

Ian: but only bc you're funny

555-8205: how am i funny?

Ian: idk
Ian: I didn't want to come off rude
Ian: and I want someone to talk to

555-8205: well
555-8205: hello random stranger I'm anthony the twat

Ian: you sound very british
Ian: and i'm ian btw

555-8205(anthony): I am not british
Anthony: my friend pj is tho

Ian: does he drink tea

Anthony: yea
Anthony: too much tea

Ian: xD

Anthony: so ian, how shall we start this friendship

Ian: oh we're friends now?

Anthony: yea
Anthony: I want an internet friend
Anthony: well texting friend

Ian: I'm up for that :)

Anthony: :D

Ian: I here by dub thee Anthony to become my internet friend

Anthony: *bows*
Anthony: you won't regret this sire

Ian: I hope I don't