Septiplier one-shots

How about no?

Hi guys! So this is my FIRST EVER fanfic and also the first time ever that I post something... I built enough courage to show it. My writing is not the best so feel free to brief me! Also, English isn't my first language, so if I make MAJOR mistake, feel free to point that out too!
So here it goes! :D

The video that is mentioned is real, it's called "Markiplier's sweet ass" here's the link to it: http://youtu.be/0qwXe__kilc

Also, Bad language!

Mark's POV

I was sitting on my couch with Jack, when my phone suddenly started flowing with thousands of notifications:
"Ugh. Hold on Jack... My phone doesn't want to shut up!"

Jack giggled and asked:
"What could be so important right now?"

"I... I don't know, man!"

The Irish shuffled closer to me and glanced over my shoulder to see:
"What the hell?! People are crazy! What is it?"

I clicked on one of the many links given to me, it leads to a YouTube video; it was Game Grumps.

My eyes widened:
"What the hell?! What could be so important?!"

Jack almost cut me off:
"It's a Game Grumps animated... And the title... AHAHAHAHAH!!!"

He started laughing uncontrollably. I calmly read out loud the title:
"Markiplier's sweet ass"

I pushed on my screen to start the video:

Dan: [We don't know many "let's players"... But we know Markiplier. He's fucking awesome!]

Arin: [I would slam him, in the asshole.]

Dan: [pff! Gguh. Jjuh. You're gonna have to fight me for him! That's a sweet ass!]

Arin: [Alright then, I will.]

Dan: [Mark, if you're listening to this... Uhh... Sorry.]

Arin: [I'm not sorry, I'd fuck him in the butthole.
And I'll fight you right now for him! Ready? Here we go!]

And then we hear slaps:

Arin: [*slaps* Ow! *slaps* Arg! No! *slaps* stop! *slaps* fuck! his ass is mine! *slaps* ech!]

Dan stops slapping him and laughs: [ohhh]

Arin: [Alrigh, who came out the victor?]

Dan: [I dunno, my fucking wrist hurts though, so I guess you...]

Arin: [Yay! I came out the victor!]

Dan: [Mazeltov.]

Arin: [I should've worn my ring for that one.]

Dan: [Put back on your wedding ring for the fight, for the right to fuck Markiplier...]

Arin: [I'm telling you man, his butthole is mine!]

Dan: [Excellent.]

Arin: [You can't have it.]

As Arin finished his sentence, I felt my cheeks completely heated up in embarrassment:
"Wha-what?!"

Jack exploded in laughter:
"Oh my god! This is awesome!"

I quickly closed my phone and threw it away:
"I... I think I've heard enough..."

Jack looked up at me, smirking:
"Oh c'mon... I'm sure you'd love that to happen!"

I frowned madly at him, how could he say such a thing?!:
"Umm... How about no?"

He poked my head playfully:
"You know it's bad to lie to yourself..."

I tackled him down on the couch:
"You fucking doof!"

I was sitting on him, farther down his belly, (Kinda weird.) and I held him down by his chest.

Jack continued laughing then his expression became serious. He just stared at me, thinking.

I became confused:
"Uhh... Jack? Are you alright?"

Suddenly Jack grabbed my ass with his two hands and squeezed.

I was blushing madly:
"What the fuck do you think you're doing, man?!"

"So they were right..."

"Huh? Who?!"

He looked up at me:
"Arin and Dan were right, you gotta sweet ass!!!"

I yelled at him and forcefully held his hands up his head:
"WTF it's MY ass! Don't you dare touch it again!!!"

He looked at me and bit his lip playfully:
"You look even hotter when you're angry..."

"Wtf?! Jack!!"

He simply laughed:
"You look so cute when you're angry and all flustered, Markimoo!!"

"OH SHUT UP!!!"

~The end~

Hello again! So uhh... I really hope you liked it! I might post some more later on... Depends on if you guys liked this one!
Thanks a lot!