Chapter 4: Brat

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LEVI'S POV:

It was almost time to head to my new job, the second I was given this job as a trainer at a new gym I instantly said yes and quit my old job. When I came out of the shower my house was spotless, no trace of Eyebrows or Shitty Glasses. Thank God I don't think I would have been able to handle either one of the two much longer. Shit I still need my coffee.

I looked down at my watch and grabbed my keys and wallet, maybe I should go over to Northern Sky Cafe, they do have amazing coffee and tea.....just as I passed my kitchen i looked at the floor and groaned. Fucking Eyebrows! Not only can you not cook but you can't clean for shit! I took out my phone and called Erwin.

After a few rings I finally heard an answer, "Hello Levi, sorry we left without saying goodbye Hanji had....something to do..."

I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose irritated, "I don't give a damn what that poor excuse of a human needed to do, what the fuck were you trying to cook and why the fuck didn't you clean it right?!"

"Woah woah woah Levi, I was only making pancakes I swear."

I looked around at the mess on the ground and squatted down running a finger through a puddle on the ground and smelling it. I rolled my eyes and stood up wiping my hands on the nearby paper towel. "Just pancakes huh? Is that all?"

I heard a laugh on the other end before shit for brains started screaming, "IS THAT LEVI?! TELL HIM I SAID HI LEVI!!!..." then I heard Erwins voice again. "Hanji don't yell, I'm sure my whole neighborhood heard you...Levi, Hanji said hello, and yes all I made or tried to make was pancakes."

I stared at the phone. What the hell was Shit for brains doing at Eyebrows' place? Not that I care honestly. I sighed and grabbed a towel, "look I don't care anymore I need to clean before work so take care of that psycho. Oh and Erwin?"

"Yes Levi I will, and yes I'm still listening."

"Learn to fucking cook before you burn the house down because pancakes don't need fucking oil!" I practically screamed into the phone and at the same time heard Hanji laughing on the other end. "pfffft....hahaha..ehhe..oil? seriously my giant Erwin baby?" I practically gagged and hung up before I heard anything else that would bring up whatever I had eaten the night before. I looked around and made my way to my closet filled with cleaning supplies and got started disinfecting the kitchen from Erwins mess.

**Time skip**

Almost four hours later I stood up and admired my work on the kitchen, finally satisfied I put my supplies away and went to change into clean clothes. I looked down at my watch, good only 12:30 I still have time for tea, it's too late for coffee now. I grabbed my keys and wallet again and headed out to my car, I had a dark grey G35 Infiniti. I drove to Northern Sky Cafe, which just so happened to be about a five minute drive, yes I'm fucking lazy right now and I don't give a fuck, I have to help out with exercises later.

I pulled into the parking spot and smiled a little at the wonderful smell of coffee. I decided to order grey earl tea and drink it on the outside patio. I was admiring the beautiful scenery around the bench I sat on when I spotted a kid walking home, I looked at my watch and rolled my eyes. Tch, brats don't know how to stay in school until it's over nowadays do they? I watched as the brown haired boy limped slightly holding one hand to his side and keeping one against his chest, that kid definitely didn't look well. Maybe he's sick. Oh well none of my business. I watched the brat for a couple more seconds before I realized he was staring straight back at me.

I quickly diverted my gaze and pretended I was admiring the flowers and birds. Out of the corner of my eye I saw the brat start walking again and magnificently manage to trip over absolutely nothing and land on his face. I waited to see if he would get up and finally I sighed and went inside to order a strawberry banana smoothie with an extra cherry, I grabbed some napkins and sighed. I looked up at the clock and quickly walked out of the cafe. I looked both ways and started walking to the brat on the ground who apparently seemed to be crying, at least that's what it looked like from the way his shoulders were shaking.

I can't believe I'm being nice to someone who I have absolutely no fucking business with, jeez Levi pull yourself together. I looked down at the brat in front of me now and cleared my throat. I waited for a minute watching him freeze. Well at least he's no longer trembling. I cleared my throat again waiting for a response. None came.

"Oi, you fucking shitty brat! When someone comes to help you the least you can do is respond holy fucking hell."
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Just wanted to say I'm sorry if you don't like this chapter. I understand everyone has different times of updating their stories, but since I have absolutely no life I'll probably update at least once a day or every other day unless something changes. [^_^] If I don't update it regularly my buddy Jasper will make sure I do XD

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