Partnership

Chapter 2: Scolding

Hey sooooo I'm not entirely sure how much I'm gonna write today seeing as how its 4 of July but we'll soon see. I hope you enjoy! Have a great day!!

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LEVI'S POV:

I woke up to the sound of talking in my house and then a loud crash, which is weird seeing as I live alone. Shit just my luck, I fall asleep two hours ago and now someone's breaking into my house. I'm not in the mood guess I'll go show these pricks that they chose the fucking wrong house to break into.
I quietly got out of bed and walked towards the living room ready to beat the living hell out of someone when I saw who it was. I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose hoping to relieve my headache.
"Oi, shitty glasses! Can you explain to me what the hell you're doing in my fucking house? And why the fuck is Eyebrows over there making a mess in my fucking kitchen?!"

The brunette jumped and turned to face me, "LEVI! I didn't realize you were awake! When did you wake up?! you know you should really announce your presence when you walk into a room its rude to scare people, anyways come here and give me a morning hug!" She said walking towards me with her arms outstretched while Eyebrows smiled and waved from the filthy place I used to call my kitchen.

I waved at Erwin and glared at Hanji and practically growled at her, "look here shit for brains, the last time I checked this was my fucking house. If this is my fucking house it means you and gi-fucking-gantor over there, are not supposed to be here, if you two nimwits are not supposed to be here I fail to see why I have to wake up to see your ugly mugs so fucking early in the goddamn morning!! So help me if you fucking touch me right now I will break your arms off shove them up your ass and make Eyebrows use you as a fucking puppet in a play, do you understand?!" I felt a little bad for all the yelling at her but she doesn't seem to learn.

I watched as she smiled and lowered her hands to her sides.
"Well well well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed, tell me Levi do you have to struggle to get on your bed or do you have like a stool under your bed so you can step up?"

I heard Eyebrows laughing in the kitchen and my eye twitched, if there was anything I hate more than filth this would be it. I clenched my fist, glared at her and whispered menacingly, "run shit for brains and you better run fucking fast and hope to god I don't catch you."

She smirked and looked towards the kitchen before responding, "but Levi, darling, I don't have to run I just gotta jump on your fridge and your puny butt will never be able to reach me"

"THAT'S IT!" I lunged after her but missed as she took off running to hide behind Erwin cackling as she did so. I ran towards her, ready to jump over Johnny the fucking green giant standing in front of me before I felt arms around my waist pulling me away.

"That's enough Levi, control yourself stop acting like a five year old. As for you Hanji, show some respect we did break into his home after all you should be happy he hasn't called the police on you yet." I looked back at Eyebrows and huffed pulling myself out of his arms.

"Don't manhandle me Eyebrows, I'm going to go shower, I want my house fucking spotless by the time I get out otherwise I will make it my personal job to burn your houses down." I glared at them and walked off to the bathroom hearing Erwin chuckle while scolding Hanji. I looked down at my watch and sighed, "8:15 in the damn morning, I need my damn coffee, this day needs to just end"
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No no levi the chapter needs to end not ths day (^_^) Sorry I know my chapters aren't that long, it's annoying to write off my phone anyways next chapter is Eren at school.