Fun Fact: Last chapter, when venus accidently puts sugar on the *definelty* cooked pasta, i orginally wanted it to be drugs instead but i thought that was too dark
A/N - turns out lazy me wont be writing 10+ angst chapter cuz im lazy!!
and i didnt bother correcting my terrible spelling (it's bad)
anyways
Warning: Suicide attempts, sucidial thoughts, angst
Venus: guys i jst heard out that i have a moon!!!!!!!!!!!
Earth: cg ig
and that isnt how u would usually act
Venus: bc its one step more to having life
Venus has deleted a chat
Venus: bc im just happy
Earth: well whats his or hers or its or their or usa's or whatevers pronoun they have called??
Venus: zoozve
Earth: ZOOZVE??
Mars: SINCE WHEN DID U HAVE A MOON
Venus: IDK I JUST SAW IT
Mars: AND UR SURE ITS URS??
Venus: yes?? 💀
Mars: im checking
Venus: anyways im adding him
Venus has added Zoozve to 'Juicy Ballz 🤤🤤👅'
A/n - R U HAPPY NOW??
Zoozve: why tf is this called juicy ballz
Luna: honestly idk
Earth: i did that 🤭🤭
Luna: change it
Earth: no
Luna: ill tell everyone ur deepest darkest secret
Earth: u dont even know 😒
Luna: then what happened yesterday at 2:32 am with ykw??
Earth: HOW DO U KNOW
Luna: i was there
im always w u 💀💀
Earth: PLZ DONT TELL
ILL CHANGE IT
Earth has changed the groupchat to 'BJB'
Zoozve: bjb??
Earth: yep
Mercury: HELP EARTH
Uranus: yk what it says??
Mercury: IK WHAT IT STANDS OUT
Earth: ofc u would know after last night😜😜
Venus: 🤨
how am i related to u
Earth: bc u are
u should be grateful ur related to someone as attracitve and amazing as me 😜😜😜
Venus: what attracitveness??
what amazingness??
Earth: bro
Venus: anyways what does it stand for
Earth: 😏
Venus: wait its probs dirty i dont wanna know anymore
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